http://www.chefdepot.net/minitorch.htm

Even when you let go of the incredibly strong safety switch and it loudly CLICKS off.

Even when you toss it on the bed, and it rolls under the blanket, like so many times before, after lighting a smoke. Time to buy a new blanket.

Ok, new rules.

#1 - I will not own a lighter that does not fully obscure the flame path when thumb released.

#2 - See #1.

Yes, I UNDERSTAND why we have rules, but sometimes I need to figure it out for myself.