How do women get mink? Same way Minks get mink.

Why is it hard for women to find intelligent, witty, sincere emotional men?
They already have boyfriends

Why is beer like a woman?
Makes you talk too much, get emotional and you cant drive.

Sex is hereditary, if your parents didnt get any chances are

thanx,
Bill

a Greek, Englishman and a Russian discussing a mural of adam and eve in paradise.
Greek: they must have been greek, see they have a leaf like our old statues of Apollo

Englishman: No they must be English, they are eating an apple which is good for your teeth
Russian: they have to be russian, So poor no clothes, only one apple to feed two people and they are being told it is paradise.