(and those other silly things longhairs worry about)

- to all those HS grads who were able to take the new streamlined chemistry classes, Fun with Colored Stuff in Test Tubes 101-R

And they didn't even mention one of its most horrific effects: it has a pH {shudder} .. of 7.0 !! and you all know the terrible implications of having a NEGATIVE log of an er hydrogen* ion concentration!

* YES! the *very same* hydrogen as in









The Bomb. <<<<




Clearly: we're ALL gonna die!
And nobody is doing Anything about it!!
(Not even those RightToLife Republicans)