I expect that being roaster over Lava Lamps would take longer than Lava Pits? ;)

But anyway, the strip a few clicks back, about the [link|http://www.geekculture.com/geekycomics/Aftery2k/y2Karchives/383.html|BigPipeofInformation] sounds like a scam to me. Just two guys in suits who want the Geeks to sign a contract. I hope they read it first before they sign it. It could be a scam or something. But just imagine, "First post!", if it isn't? ;)