The waterslide, diving board and playground equipment are all ugly, but look safe.

The golf club is classic. Everyone should have one of these in their bag.

The fridge isn't terribly efficient, but if it was just a temporary fix because the door broke, it's pretty good.

The flamethrower I want.

The electrical pole is obviously an emergency measure that means not shutting the whole street down until the permanent fix.

The cell phone battery ... I wonder what the talk time is with that? If it actually works, that's awesome.

The boat is classic.

The "circuit breaker" is a set of blade switches. Those look like a perfect substitute.



Maybe I've just got low standards.