Corporate machine?
March 31st has come and gone.
Shouldn't this be in "OH HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY" Forum?
Isn't not buying machines for a long time just the shizzle? I mean, gosh, I've not bought anything real (except an iMac, a MBP, a T61 and a Dell Mini9 hackintosh, of course I mean).
But I *do* need a new desktop for next to me. I really do. So, I can feel your pain.
On piece of advice: Get backups... and how very soon!