ITS FUCKING SPRING BREAK IN CLEARWATER!!!!

The weather co-operated 80F approx 40?C with a cool breeze off of the water to make the kini tops glisten and puppy noses point. Ambling shambling along seeing my 1st spring break crowd ever. America's collegiate womenhood in all of its fecund glory. All sizes shapes colors languidly sunning, pouting, jogging and ogling the various entities ogling them. Male American youth was in attendance and judging from the sound effects joyous in its accomplishments although the running projectile vomiting event was under regulated with no tape measures for distance so couldnt compare with my Vera Cruz record of 14ft 7 inches spatter to spatter.
Observations
This group of ladies and gentlemen are not obese of nature the menfolk thin and rangy the woman by and large under exercised. Not a whole lot of buff in this crowd, obviously not eating is more practised than exercise and fitness. A couple of the ladies havnt heard about skin cancer because I didnt know what they were cooking but they were well done pink turned to roast turkey brown. One particular unit that caught my eye was a tremendous site and followed her for the best part of a mile. Long Auburn ringlets half way to her small waist, nice prow, two buldogs fighting in a sack astern on top of dancers legs. If she wasnt an MTV diva she should be.
Gripes
No hair. Ladies who by genetic disposition that could have french braids down there didnt. Not even a vague straggler escaping the string up their butt.Comon if your brother has a five o clock shadow by three in the afternoon get over it. A string of glistening moisture shining on a black forelock is about as good as it gets. Sigh,
thanx,
bill

Post #31,036 by boxley 3/6/02 12:39:58 PM Reply	ITS FUCKING SPRING BREAK IN CLEARWATER!!!! With an ambient temperature of 58 degrees all the squeekers are wearing sweaters instead of kinis!! AAAARRRRGGG!!!! thanx, bill There is no difference between a "settler," "soldier," "secular," or "Chassidic Jew." The target is the JEW. \ufffd Harvey Tannenbaum
Post #31,041 by drewk 3/6/02 12:51:06 PM Reply	Boo freakin' hoo I can't be a Democrat because I like to spend the money I make. I can't be a Republican because I like to spend the money I make on drugs and whores.
Post #31,043 by ben_tilly 3/6/02 12:55:20 PM Reply	You're a dirty old man, aincha? "... I couldn't see how anyone could be educated by this self-propagating system in which people pass exams, teach others to pass exams, but nobody knows anything." --Richard Feynman
Post #31,058 by bepatient 3/6/02 1:38:02 PM Reply	Ah quit yer bitchin... ...its rigid ninnie weather ya dirty old coot. You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! _{Laurie Anderson} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #31,291 by static 3/7/02 10:08:14 PM Reply	Well I would too! hauls out conversion calculator 58F = 14C. Brr! Wade. "All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
Post #31,316 by Ashton 3/8/02 2:31:51 AM Reply	(F-32) \ufffd 5/9 ya can do in head___________:-\ufffd
Post #31,391 by a6l6e6x 3/8/02 3:58:33 PM Reply	Re: (F-32) \ufffd 5/9 ya can do in head___________:-\ufffd Or, C = ( F + 40 ) x 5/9 - 40 and F = ( C + 40 ) x 9/5 - 40 Alex "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." -- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
Post #31,455 by static 3/9/02 4:09:07 AM Reply	Nah. Can't do that. I so rarely need Farenheit that I can't remember the formula. Wade. "All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
Post #31,501 by Ashton 3/9/02 4:34:09 PM Reply	But you can remember which SP breaks which Office version IF also IE 5.5 but !=<5.0 AND with IIS - but NOT OE, on 95, 98, et al? ("!" as in factorial.. for all permutations) And can't remember F vs C? :-\ufffd
Post #31,548 by static 3/10/02 6:46:35 PM Reply	Er, no. Don't know that either. I've not spent any time supporting Office, nor Outlook. Nor IE, for that matter. I've only used them as an end-user. And even then, I've largely avoided IE and OE for the most part. My usual reply to people having troubles with one or more of those is "find something else". Wade. "All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
Post #31,585 by Ashton 3/11/02 3:32:33 AM Reply	Bet there are many who envy your (even) having that choice..
Post #31,324 by CRConrad 3/8/02 7:08:32 AM Reply	14C? Sounds like an (unusually, for March) balmy spring day!
Post #31,335 by boxley 3/8/02 8:55:45 AM Reply	people around here put on longjohns under 70F There is no difference between a "settler," "soldier," "secular," or "Chassidic Jew." The target is the JEW. \ufffd Harvey Tannenbaum
Post #31,366 by Simon_Jester 3/8/02 12:08:38 PM Reply	This weekend should be better
Post #31,602 by boxley 3/11/02 10:01:05 AM Reply	FINAL REPORT!!!!! The weather co-operated 80F approx 40?C with a cool breeze off of the water to make the kini tops glisten and puppy noses point. Ambling shambling along seeing my 1st spring break crowd ever. America's collegiate womenhood in all of its fecund glory. All sizes shapes colors languidly sunning, pouting, jogging and ogling the various entities ogling them. Male American youth was in attendance and judging from the sound effects joyous in its accomplishments although the running projectile vomiting event was under regulated with no tape measures for distance so couldnt compare with my Vera Cruz record of 14ft 7 inches spatter to spatter. Observations This group of ladies and gentlemen are not obese of nature the menfolk thin and rangy the woman by and large under exercised. Not a whole lot of buff in this crowd, obviously not eating is more practised than exercise and fitness. A couple of the ladies havnt heard about skin cancer because I didnt know what they were cooking but they were well done pink turned to roast turkey brown. One particular unit that caught my eye was a tremendous site and followed her for the best part of a mile. Long Auburn ringlets half way to her small waist, nice prow, two buldogs fighting in a sack astern on top of dancers legs. If she wasnt an MTV diva she should be. Gripes No hair. Ladies who by genetic disposition that could have french braids down there didnt. Not even a vague straggler escaping the string up their butt.Comon if your brother has a five o clock shadow by three in the afternoon get over it. A string of glistening moisture shining on a black forelock is about as good as it gets. Sigh, thanx, bill There is no difference between a "settler," "soldier," "secular," or "Chassidic Jew." The target is the JEW. \ufffd Harvey Tannenbaum
Post #31,767 by static 3/11/02 10:34:22 PM Reply	80F = 26C. Says he with the conversion calculator. Wade. P.S. Here's some punctuation for you, Box: ...............,,,,,,,,,,,, Sprinkle as appropriate. "All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
Post #31,849 by hnick 3/12/02 1:36:22 PM Reply	Not his fault... He had his semicolon removed and now has to punctuate in a bag... /me ducks...
Post #32,095 by Ashton 3/13/02 8:28:44 PM Reply	Well.. he doesn't drink enough water too, so often his voice is pretty parsed. Perhaps a high colonic can conjugate his visits here? (But I wouldn't dangle a participle anywhere near the gorny huy!) Also.. I recommend a blanket prohibition for any Box post to contain the word throbbing - Admin? \ufffd 2002 The Moisture Seekers AG :-\ufffd
Post #32,142 by boxley 3/14/02 8:52:53 AM Reply	throbbing sunburn? There is no difference between a "settler," "soldier," "secular," or "Chassidic Jew." The target is the JEW. \ufffd Harvey Tannenbaum
Post #32,144 by boxley 3/14/02 8:54:14 AM Reply	always whining about form around here not cuntent There is no difference between a "settler," "soldier," "secular," or "Chassidic Jew." The target is the JEW. \ufffd Harvey Tannenbaum
Post #32,821 by static 3/20/02 12:06:20 AM Reply	Form vs content. sometimes conventions and form exist for a good reason often this is to better facilitate exchange of meaningful content lack of form makes content harder to grasp Wade. "All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
Post #32,826 by Ashton 3/20/02 12:59:38 AM Reply	....esrow eb dluoc tI
Post #32,839 by boxley 3/20/02 9:18:50 AM Reply	couldnt it no The Bill of Rights, Void where prohibited.
Post #32,838 by boxley 3/20/02 9:18:04 AM Reply	yer a slow reader arnt you :) As a fast reader I process line at a time using my own internal punctuation helped of course by the writer. As an exceedingly slow typist 20 periods or commas could do real damage. thanx, bill The Bill of Rights, Void where prohibited.
Post #32,931 by Ashton 3/20/02 8:05:47 PM Reply	Well.. just so long as ya don't end every sentence with a?
Post #33,228 by static 3/23/02 4:54:46 AM Reply	Not a slow reader. Actually I read slightly faster than the average person. But I know how to read at high speed if I have to or want to and thus know from experience that punctuation is important to achieve that. Mind you it doesn't have to be correct or complete. A full-stop to mark sentence boundaries is very often sufficient. Other marks are only really needed as additional cues when constructing sentences in order to help make complex phrases clear and thus prevent mis-parsing. Commas in particular are good at this disambiguation. :-) If you like, think of it as the difference between a 1-pass sentence and a 2-pass sentence. Wade. "All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
Post #33,230 by wharris2 3/23/02 7:34:57 AM Reply	He just doesn't have a filthy mind, as you and I "I didn't know you could drive to Europe." -- An eavesdropper, piping in when he overheard a conversation about someone who had driven to Montreal.
Post #33,305 by static 3/24/02 8:39:44 PM Reply	I was ignoring it. :-) I bet you get deliveries in brown-paper bags, too. Wade. "All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
Post #33,371 by boxley 3/25/02 12:58:46 PM Reply	not since I quit drinkin 1 bag or 2? TAM ARIS QUAM ARMIPOTENS

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