Here is a real ouch, I answered the job req with
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I would rather shoot myself than get involved with whatever dumass engineered this solution :-)
sorry, usually I am more professional but this has nightmare written all over it
Bill Oxley

reqs
6 months Targeted Start Date: 2/27/2009
Required Skills: RAC,AIX,Shell scripting
Job Description:
Mandatory Skills:

Atleast 5 years with Unix Systems Administration

Should have AIX experience

Should have RAC experience

Must be very strong in Shell scripting in Unix and Windows environment (Multiple projects)

Migration experience from Unix to Windows is a major plus

Federal experience is a major plus

Job Description:

Client is moving a large database from Unix to Windows in an RAC environment. Candidate needs to help rewrite shellscripts to Windows environment.