But what is that harpoon sticking out of your chest, my love -- on February 14 ?!

(Seems that the Apocalypse folks know where to congregate, but is that jowly guy a Rush-clone or What?)
And like that road in Middle Earth, it seems that the WorldNut Foribuses go on and on and -- who's counting, after page 10?

Now, should JC appear at a rally/lynching (and a pretty convincing visage, too) and say.. Oh something ~~
You People are All a Bunch of Nuts! Now listen up: ____ and ___ AND _________

Odds: what percent would grab a rope: well before the third _________ ??