My life sucks but I don't give a fuck

http://www.fmylife.com/?page=31/

Best entry so far:

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696 (15) - 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm by Boredom - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (1452) - you deserved that one (6716)

Goldmine.