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New I am rubber, you are glue....
New Oh yeah?
With this much manure around, there must be a pony somewhere.
New Yeah! So THERE!
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New Poopyhead
Gee, this is fun.
;-}
With this much manure around, there must be a pony somewhere.
New Up yur nose with a rubber hose!

greg, curley95@attbi.com -- REMEMBER ED CURRY!!!
In 2002, everyone will discover that everyone else is using linux. ** Linux: Good, fast AND cheap. ** Failure is not an option: It comes bundled with Windows. ** "Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know." - Sassan Tat
New Welcome back Kotter!
My most recent former employer (The Helpdesk, not the lawfirm) wanted us to learn the five W's that we must follow:

Who
What
When
Why
How

Ignore the last one, they claim the "W" comes from the end of it, not the beginning. PHB-think at work here.

It reminded me of "Welcome Back Kotter" and Vinny Barbarino, as he would always repeat those words. Also the "Up your nose with a rubber hose", I forgot what the other insult was. Something like "In your face with a garden snake" or some weird thing like that.

"Will code Visual BASIC for cash."
New Oooo Oooo Oooo! Mr. Kotter!
I remember it now:

"Get off of my case, toilet face!"

"Will code Visual BASIC for cash."
New Twice as far with a Candy Bar!
Was this way:

Get off my case toilet-face!
Up your hose with a rubber hose!
Twice as far with a candy bar!

Tha's it!

greg, curley95@attbi.com -- REMEMBER ED CURRY!!!
In 2002, everyone will discover that everyone else is using linux. ** Linux: Good, fast AND cheap. ** Failure is not an option: It comes bundled with Windows. ** "Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know." - Sassan Tat
New I'm gonna tell my daddy to beat you up!
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New Your mother wears army boots.
With this much manure around, there must be a pony somewhere.
New And she finds them quite comfortable
I can't be a Democrat because I like to spend the money I make.
I can't be a Republican because I like to spend the money I make on drugs and whores.
New Don't you dare talk about my momma like that!
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New I aint saying your mama is fat...
but the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
With this much manure around, there must be a pony somewhere.
New When she got on the scale a card came out that said...
"One at a time, lady, one at a time!"
New When your daddy is finished ...
... he has to roll over three times to get off.
I can't be a Democrat because I like to spend the money I make.
I can't be a Republican because I like to spend the money I make on drugs and whores.
New Well you're so ugly...
...the doctor smacked your mama when you were born.
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
Expand Edited by bepatient March 4, 2002, 01:55:57 PM EST
New I bent over to pet your Mother's cat and ...
it was the hair on her leg.
New well when your mamma wants to get wet
she picks the scab!
thanx,
bill
anyone else remember sandpaper sally?
New Dammit, man, don't do that so close to dinner time.
I can't be a Democrat because I like to spend the money I make.
I can't be a Republican because I like to spend the money I make on drugs and whores.
New Dinner? Your mama can't cook either.
You leave dental floss in the kitchen and the roaches hang themselves.
New Talk about ugly, if my dog had a face like yours,
I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
With this much manure around, there must be a pony somewhere.
New Yeah? Well, your sister's a 2 bagger. 1 for her head and ...
1 for your own in case the one over her head breaks.
New cab ugly
you wake up in the morning and she goes I want you, no you want a cab. Kent Ihde RIP
thanx,
bill
There is no difference between a "settler," "soldier," "secular," or "Chassidic Jew." The target is the JEW.
\ufffd Harvey Tannenbaum
     I know you are but what am I? -NT - (bepatient) - (24)
         I am rubber, you are glue.... -NT - (ChrisR) - (22)
             Oh yeah? -NT - (Silverlock) - (21)
                 Yeah! So THERE! -NT - (bepatient) - (20)
                     Poopyhead - (Silverlock) - (19)
                         Up yur nose with a rubber hose! -NT - (folkert) - (18)
                             Welcome back Kotter! - (nking) - (2)
                                 Oooo Oooo Oooo! Mr. Kotter! - (nking) - (1)
                                     Twice as far with a Candy Bar! - (folkert)
                             I'm gonna tell my daddy to beat you up! -NT - (bepatient) - (14)
                                 Your mother wears army boots. -NT - (Silverlock) - (13)
                                     And she finds them quite comfortable -NT - (drewk) - (12)
                                         Don't you dare talk about my momma like that! -NT - (bepatient) - (11)
                                             I aint saying your mama is fat... - (Silverlock) - (10)
                                                 When she got on the scale a card came out that said... - (mmoffitt) - (9)
                                                     When your daddy is finished ... - (drewk) - (8)
                                                         Well you're so ugly... - (bepatient) - (7)
                                                             I bent over to pet your Mother's cat and ... - (mmoffitt) - (3)
                                                                 well when your mamma wants to get wet - (boxley) - (2)
                                                                     Dammit, man, don't do that so close to dinner time. -NT - (drewk) - (1)
                                                                         Dinner? Your mama can't cook either. - (mmoffitt)
                                                             Talk about ugly, if my dog had a face like yours, - (Silverlock) - (2)
                                                                 Yeah? Well, your sister's a 2 bagger. 1 for her head and ... - (mmoffitt) - (1)
                                                                     cab ugly - (boxley)
         got yer suppa, swingin - (boxley)

Wow. I am just. Wow. Un-. Wow. You'd think...Nah. Wow.
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