Hot Taco of the Month has stuffed tits - and a really bad job of it too. Totally disgusting!

As Stew, a (very wealthy - and claims to be the most bigoted person in the Western Hemisphere) friend/client exclaimed when his son started dating a Latina, "Damn! Pretty soon I'll be hearing the pitter patter of the feet of the "little brown ones".***

I almost had to marry them but the Methodist minister (one who would marry unchurched agnostics (or worse)) did show - just late.

Stew is now as retired as he can manage - which is not entirely - and recently had his midlife crisis (Lotus) in his 60s. Ben is my client now, and Lady is quite the lady. You couldn't wish for a better example of a happily married couple (they have two kids).

*** For you younger folks "the little brown ones" was one of the more entertaining verbal screw ups of former president Lindon B. Johnson.