might have come from certain Murican parts - those where children were being sacrificed, giraffes were part of the action and, well - you know.
If it isn't the water - could it be something in M$-Orifice which makes the human Registry as glass-fragile as its own?
Clearly this all needs to be investigated. I recommend disassembly. (Public interest would be best served if: not reassembled)
Alarmed in Alameda