plus the usual honorable mentions: the clueless consumer, the flocking of scaredy-cats.
How appropriate: an IKEA lot.
(If we still used chalk boards in schools - every professor with a pocketful of dust would be in Guantanamo quicker than you could say A l b e r t o )
Are we too lame to live much longer?
Now.. about that conveniently choreographed Anthrax thingie - remember, way-back?
Haven't heard a proper peep about perps - since.