Not.
First of all, I don't have two centuries to get all touchy feely with the idiots on the school board. Second, the worst thing that could happen to my daughter is that she'll have to learn two word processors.
"risk bad grades". Feh. My daughter is a straight A student who consistently scores highest in her school on the state exams.
Finally, don't ever, and I mean ever, even hint that I would put either of my daughters in harms way, fuckwit.