Russia's Conception Day: Have a June baby, win a prizemore [link|http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003836726_russbabies15.html|Seattle TImes]
By LIZA KUZNETSOVA
The Associated Press
MOSCOW \ufffd A Russian region best known as the birthplace of Vladimir Lenin has found a novel way to fight the nation's birthrate crisis: It has declared Sept. 12 the Day of Conception and for the third year running is giving couples time off from work to procreate.
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Wonder if you have to be married to get the time off?
New absence excuse. "I can't come in today. I'm procreating."