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Post #290,546
by bepatient
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8/9/07 12:37:53 PM
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New Got a voicemail from God
Well, ok, it was his admin assistant and he told me to [link|http://godhasspoken.com/|visit His website].
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
Post #290,547
by danreck
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8/9/07 12:44:46 PM
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New In my best Steve Martin voice
"I think the guy wants to show me my "special purpose". I'd like to show him mine. The only support I'll need from him is his jaw.
In all seriousness, if I remember him, as a child he was born without eyelids. This created quite a problem for him until they performed the surgery to fit him with some by transplanting penal foreskin (it is flexible and thin enough to suit the purpose). This may account for some of his insights.
Just a few thoughts,

Danno
Post #290,548
by danreck
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8/9/07 12:45:40 PM
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New Oh, by the way
The surgery did go well, although as you can see from the picture, he is a little cock-eyed.
Just a few thoughts,

Danno
Post #290,558
by Ashton
8/9/07 8:56:19 PM
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New Go to your rheum!
Post #290,979
by danreck
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8/16/07 11:46:27 AM
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New The Special Purpose Driven Life
I'm writing it now, as I have always found inspiration from the little head.
Just a few thoughts,

Danno
Post #290,549
by a6l6e6x
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8/9/07 12:45:50 PM
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New Well, you just made me run his webpage counter up to 700.
Puke!
Alex
Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. -- Sophocles (496? - 406 BCE)
Post #290,751
by mmoffitt
8/12/07 8:40:11 PM
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New You can fix that.
With a bullet.
bcnu,
Mikem

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     Got a voicemail from God - (bepatient) - (6) - Aug. 9, 2007, 12:37:53 PM EDT
         In my best Steve Martin voice - (danreck) - (3) - Aug. 9, 2007, 12:44:46 PM EDT
             Oh, by the way - (danreck) - (1) - Aug. 9, 2007, 12:45:40 PM EDT
                 Go to your rheum! -NT - (Ashton) - Aug. 9, 2007, 08:56:19 PM EDT
             The Special Purpose Driven Life - (danreck) - Aug. 16, 2007, 11:46:27 AM EDT
         Well, you just made me run his webpage counter up to 700. - (a6l6e6x) - Aug. 9, 2007, 12:45:50 PM EDT
         You can fix that. - (mmoffitt) - Aug. 12, 2007, 08:40:11 PM EDT

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