Have you ever looked at the fat content on their ice cream? Their New York Super Fudge Chunk is probably going to send me to an early grave. And it tastes so good I can't quit. I'm addicted. I'm just a working stiff that's being exploited.

But then again, I work for one of those evil corps. so if B & J can knock me off they're probably doing the world a favor.

However, if I'm not around, I can't spend my evil corp. paycheck on their ice cream. That would be bad too. The world is so complicated...