Dumbass Motherfucking Texas driver

For the second time in a little over a year, an "intelligent" Texas piece-of-shit, dumbass, cocksucking, extremely stupid driver thought that the quickest way to commute to work was by trying to drive through the rear end of my car. This time was worse because Chico Escuela hit me hard enough that I was pushed into the SUV several feet in front of me. Mind you, this was on the expressway, where I was just one of the hundreds in a sea of red tailights in stop-and-go traffic. It wasn't like I was driving with my cloaking device on.

We managed to get over to the shoulder where I and the other victim saw that Chico was driving a company pickup truck - bad sign #1. As we started exchanging insurance and driver's licenses, Chico keeps repeating "No hablo Ingles". My memory of high school Spanish translated that to mean "I can't (or won't) speak English". Bad sign #2. Anyway, our gesturing and pointing to our documents convinved him to whip out his license and dig into the glove box to present proof of insurance. Not unexpectantly, it had expired in August 2006 - bad sign #3. Well, we just shake our heads and keep writing.

Meanwhile, Chico goes behind his truck and uses his cell phone. The traffic noise kept him from hearing us coming up behind him, at which time we distinctly heard him TALKING TO HIS EMPLOYER IN ENGLISH. I let the other guy chew him a new asshole for lying to us because he's an Insurance Claims Adjuster. Let him run the show, I thought, cause he knows what he's doing. Anyway, this guy gets Chico to admit, ON TAPE, that he is totally at fault for the accident. He then whips out a camera and photographs all vehicles quickly and efficiently. Damn! I think - I'm glad he's on MY side!

After getting to work I called the "expired" insurance carrier and, sure enough, Chico's employer didn't renew. Called the company, got tons of lip, told them "Cough up the info or my next call comes from a lawyer", and played phone tag until I finally got to their new insurance carrier.

Bottom line: my car has over $5000 in damage, will be in a body shop for 3 weeks give or take, and I get to deal with a body shop and an insurance company once again. Plus I have a Chevy Cobalt as a rental, which doesn't have a tape player so that I can send output from my iPod to it to make my commutes a little more pleasant.

My first several decades were spent somewhere else - SOMEWHERE BETTER - and during that time I was only hit ONCE and NEVER hit anybody.

In the few years that my family and I have lived in Texas:

I've been hit twice while behind the wheel; once while stopped for a red light and once stopped in "stop and go" traffic.
My wife has been hit twice while behind the wheel.
My wife was inside a fast food restaurant when a moron in a pickup trick backed away from the building, across the traffic lane, and put his trailer hitch through her radiator.
I've had to replace 3 windshields thanks to crap kicked up by SUVs and pickups - NEVER had to replace them elsewhere

When you teach Texans how to drive like intelligent people, I'll stop bashing them, even when they deserve it.

Post #280,649 by lincoln 4/4/07 5:10:01 PM Reply	Dumbass Motherfucking Texas driver For the second time in a little over a year, an "intelligent" Texas piece-of-shit, dumbass, cocksucking, extremely stupid driver thought that the quickest way to commute to work was by trying to drive through the rear end of my car. This time was worse because Chico Escuela hit me hard enough that I was pushed into the SUV several feet in front of me. Mind you, this was on the expressway, where I was just one of the hundreds in a sea of red tailights in stop-and-go traffic. It wasn't like I was driving with my cloaking device on. We managed to get over to the shoulder where I and the other victim saw that Chico was driving a company pickup truck - bad sign #1. As we started exchanging insurance and driver's licenses, Chico keeps repeating "No hablo Ingles". My memory of high school Spanish translated that to mean "I can't (or won't) speak English". Bad sign #2. Anyway, our gesturing and pointing to our documents convinved him to whip out his license and dig into the glove box to present proof of insurance. Not unexpectantly, it had expired in August 2006 - bad sign #3. Well, we just shake our heads and keep writing. Meanwhile, Chico goes behind his truck and uses his cell phone. The traffic noise kept him from hearing us coming up behind him, at which time we distinctly heard him TALKING TO HIS EMPLOYER IN ENGLISH. I let the other guy chew him a new asshole for lying to us because he's an Insurance Claims Adjuster. Let him run the show, I thought, cause he knows what he's doing. Anyway, this guy gets Chico to admit, ON TAPE, that he is totally at fault for the accident. He then whips out a camera and photographs all vehicles quickly and efficiently. Damn! I think - I'm glad he's on MY side! After getting to work I called the "expired" insurance carrier and, sure enough, Chico's employer didn't renew. Called the company, got tons of lip, told them "Cough up the info or my next call comes from a lawyer", and played phone tag until I finally got to their new insurance carrier. Bottom line: my car has over $5000 in damage, will be in a body shop for 3 weeks give or take, and I get to deal with a body shop and an insurance company once again. Plus I have a Chevy Cobalt as a rental, which doesn't have a tape player so that I can send output from my iPod to it to make my commutes a little more pleasant. lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #280,665 by jb4 4/4/07 8:28:41 PM Reply	Re: Dumbass Motherfucking Texas driver Much sympathy for : 1) the accident 2) being in Tejas for the accident 3) having to deal with Tejano ignorance and arrogance (which, one could argue, are much the same thing) 4) having to drive a GM car in the interrim. Hang in there, Linc... jb4 "It's hard for me, you know, living in this beautiful White House, to give you a firsthand assessment." — George W. Bush, when asked if he believed Iraq was in a state of civil war (Newsweek, 26 Feb 07)
Post #280,674 by a6l6e6x 4/4/07 9:10:45 PM Reply	Amen to all that! It would have helped to have a police report as well. Now, what's your body telling you? That's how one gets whiplash! Alex When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. -- Sinclair Lewis
Post #280,666 by admin 4/4/07 8:31:44 PM Reply	Griffin iTrip is your friend. Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #280,768 by lincoln 4/5/07 2:57:25 PM Reply	A Griffin iTrip wouldn't have done shit because I only have 3 highways going east that I can use every morning - all of them crowded as hell. I can't wait until they invent Star Trek transporters to get me to and from work. lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #280,773 by Another Scott 4/5/07 3:14:57 PM Reply	Hey, Gomer. It's not a GPS receiver. [link\|http://www.amazon.com/Griffin-White-iTrip-Transmitter-iPod/dp/B0000AAAPF\|http://www.amazon.co...Pod/dp/B0000AAAPF] Cheers, Scott.
Post #280,899 by lincoln 4/7/07 1:30:12 PM Reply	Hey Dumbass What the fuck good would it do to listen to an mp3 player while you get rammed up the ass by a piece of shit greaseball too stupid to drive in stop and go traffic? lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #280,902 by Another Scott 4/7/07 2:36:37 PM Reply	Reread the last paragraph of #280649. <sheesh>
Post #281,071 by lincoln 4/9/07 4:04:38 PM Reply	I apologize for bitching at you about that Point taken. lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #281,073 by Another Scott 4/9/07 4:09:40 PM Reply	Thanks.
Post #280,931 by admin 4/7/07 8:34:19 PM Reply	You're simply too stupid for words at times. You said: Plus I have a Chevy Cobalt as a rental, which doesn't have a tape player so that I can send output from my iPod to it to make my commutes a little more pleasant. To which I suggested getting an iTrip so you could send output from your iPod to the radio to make your commutes a little more pleasant. Instead of looking it up, you decided it was a GPS receiver for some asinine reason. When AnotherScott helpfully posted a link to help ameliorate your wanton ignorance, you flamed him for suggesting something to help listen to an MP3 player, which is exactly what you were complaining about not having in the first place. Who's the dumbass? Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #281,044 by CRConrad 4/9/07 10:31:34 AM Reply	Which makes one wonder... To adapt what someone told HWMNBN the other day, the only thing (besides "Tejass") that this fuckwit's traffic accidents have in common, is... this fuckwit. [link\|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode\|Christian R. Conrad] (I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.) Ah, the Germans: Masters of Convoluted Simplification. — [link\|http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/?p=1603\|Jehovah]
Post #281,070 by lincoln 4/9/07 4:03:38 PM Reply	Sauerkraut Boy pipes in and says absolutely FUCKING NOTHING OF VALUE, since there wasn't any grammatical errors for him to nitpick someone over - but then, that's all the overpaid weatherman is good for anyway. But he's positively dumbshit stupid to say that it's my fault because, twice, while literally parked in traffic, my car got rear-ended by dumbfuck Texans who were too stupid to see the brake lights of the cars in front of them. lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #281,078 by inthane-chan 4/9/07 4:21:42 PM Reply	s/wasn't/weren't - ObFuckYouToo
Post #281,259 by lincoln 4/10/07 3:15:28 PM Reply	And you're chiming in WHY? lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #281,264 by folkert 4/10/07 3:20:46 PM Reply	T0 pwn joo 0n j005 3ff1nk grammatical 3RR0Rz! -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* Freedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0; 0 rows returned.
Post #281,414 by lincoln 4/11/07 4:05:06 PM Reply	Sorry - I don't read ... whatever "language" you're using lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #281,421 by CRConrad 4/11/07 4:41:40 PM Reply	That's because you're so stupid. Q.E.D. HTH!
Post #281,588 by lincoln 4/12/07 5:39:23 PM Reply	I can't be stupid because if I was, then I'd be an overpaid weatherman like you, cuntface. But since you can read a made up language written for, and understood by, losers like yourself, it just goes to show what a patethic useless piece of shit you truly are. lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #281,591 by CRConrad 4/12/07 5:57:03 PM Reply	Oh yeah? Look upthread a bit, mister Super Smarty GPS Man...
Post #281,596 by pwhysall 4/12/07 6:37:20 PM Reply	Wrong Peter [link\|http://www.no2id.net/\|Don't Let The Terrorists Win] [link\|http://www.kuro5hin.org\|There is no K5 Cabal] [link\|http://guildenstern.dyndns.org\|Home] Use P2P for legitimate purposes! [link\|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?pwhysall\|A better terminal emulator] [image\|http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/pwhysall/Misc/saveus.png\|0\|Darwinia\|\|]
Post #281,629 by lincoln 4/12/07 8:32:33 PM Reply	Oh, that's so fucking intelligent, you limey cocksucker when you get done wanking to the smell of a bloody tampon, go step in front of a lorry and do the world a big favor, you useless piece of shit. lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #281,636 by folkert 4/12/07 9:46:19 PM Reply	Now, now... Wouldn't want to hurt the Lorry, now would we? -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* Freedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0; 0 rows returned.
Post #281,655 by pwhysall 4/13/07 12:25:59 AM Reply	You're projecting again. Peter [link\|http://www.no2id.net/\|Don't Let The Terrorists Win] [link\|http://www.kuro5hin.org\|There is no K5 Cabal] [link\|http://guildenstern.dyndns.org\|Home] Use P2P for legitimate purposes! [link\|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?pwhysall\|A better terminal emulator] [image\|http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/pwhysall/Misc/saveus.png\|0\|Darwinia\|\|]
Post #281,432 by folkert 4/11/07 5:50:43 PM Reply	To own you on your fucking grammatical errors! Comprehend? -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* Freedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0; 0 rows returned.
Post #281,587 by lincoln 4/12/07 5:37:01 PM Reply	Thanks for speaking English lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #281,628 by lincoln 4/12/07 8:31:04 PM Reply	this says it all, Thane [image\|http://f1.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/AMgeRmzSjz1Z_lK03Yxq1b7lcqBC6rTIU6FUwVX9xUVQKnE6IMFl8kmdiwO1T418RcL2z71Jokaqp7NjuFIjHg/ifyoucanreadthis.jpg\n\|\|\|\|] lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #281,635 by folkert 4/12/07 9:45:17 PM Reply	Document not found at yahoo. -- [link\|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net\|greg], [link\|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry\|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ *i_wethey* Freedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0; 0 rows returned.
Post #281,643 by Another Scott 4/12/07 10:15:35 PM Reply	Here's another copy. [link\|http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/l33t-18821.jpg\|Linky]. HTH! Cheers, Scott.
Post #281,711 by inthane-chan 4/13/07 12:23:57 PM Reply	I've already got a copy of that pic. And I can safely say, no, I don't need to. That issue has been dealt with for the time being... :D Odoru aho ni miru aho! Onaji aho nara odoranya son son!
Post #281,716 by Another Scott 4/13/07 1:13:42 PM Reply	In that case, you won't be needing this. [link\|http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/\|l33t Google]. Cheers, Scott. (Congrats Twinkletoes :-)
Post #281,809 by lincoln 4/14/07 3:25:52 PM Reply	Right hands don't count ;-) lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #281,072 by lincoln 4/9/07 4:05:53 PM Reply	I apologized to him. Case closed. lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #280,778 by admin 4/5/07 3:43:19 PM Reply	... So much for the death of Ignorance. Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #280,681 by imqwerky 4/4/07 9:52:01 PM Reply	Sorry about the accident just wish you would quit bashing Texas all the time. The other 49 states have just as many problems as we do. It's like family...ya just gotta deal with it. Asshole. (oblig. Flame cursing) Smile, Amy
Post #280,682 by boxley 4/4/07 9:58:49 PM Reply	fuck texass its just as shitty as the other 50 ratholes :-) I still wear the tee-shirt :-) thanx, bill Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]
Post #280,769 by lincoln 4/5/07 3:05:56 PM Reply	Bullshit My first several decades were spent somewhere else - SOMEWHERE BETTER - and during that time I was only hit *ONCE* and *NEVER* hit anybody. In the few years that my family and I have lived in Texas: I've been hit twice while behind the wheel; once while stopped for a red light and once stopped in "stop and go" traffic. My wife has been hit twice while behind the wheel. My wife was inside a fast food restaurant when a moron in a pickup trick backed away from the building, across the traffic lane, and put his trailer hitch through her radiator. I've had to replace 3 windshields thanks to crap kicked up by SUVs and pickups - *NEVER* had to replace them elsewhere When you teach Texans how to drive like intelligent people, I'll stop bashing them, even when they deserve it. lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]
Post #284,671 by jb4 5/14/07 10:00:42 PM Reply	Wrong-o fuckface! Any state that is proud of being the home of George Double-shit-fer-brains Bushhhhhh couldn't hold the jockstrap of the other 49 states (including Puerto Rico!) But thanks for playing! jb4 "It's hard for me, you know, living in this beautiful White House, to give you a firsthand assessment." — George W. Bush, when asked if he believed Iraq was in a state of civil war (Newsweek, 26 Feb 07)
Post #284,676 by boxley 5/14/07 10:29:33 PM Reply	so what state are you from? starts with a yank and ends with ee no fuckin doubt or are you from one of the puss nutted stump broke pussy denying asstermouth upper middle tier cheese producin cornholin states? thanx, bill Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 51 years. meep reach me at [link\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net\|mailto:bill.oxley@cox.net]
Post #284,740 by jb4 5/15/07 10:11:36 PM Reply	No, fucknutz, I 'm from New Messico Where we know that if Ghod had wanted Tejanos to ski, S/He'd have made shit white. (But your description of Illinois is actually quite accurate, if a bit earthy...except, of course for one thing: We don't produce no fuckin cheese! That's fer them damn Wissies! ;-) ) jb4 "It's hard for me, you know, living in this beautiful White House, to give you a firsthand assessment." — George W. Bush, when asked if he believed Iraq was in a state of civil war (Newsweek, 26 Feb 07)

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