Post #277,016
12/30/06 8:18:47 PM
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Yeah, not buying it
Infected men have lower IQs, achieve a lower level of education and have shorter attention spans. They are also more likely to break rules and take risks, be more independent, more anti-social, suspicious, jealous and morose, and are deemed less attractive to women. You kidding? That sounds like every ex-boyfriend that every woman I know complains about. ===
Kip Hawley is still an idiot.
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Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link|http://DocHope.com|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats].
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Post #277,029
12/30/06 11:54:16 PM
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Maybe that's why single women get cats...
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #277,035
12/31/06 12:12:01 AM
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Yeah, only a cat can not listen as well as a man . . .
. . or be as erratic and difficult to manage as a boyfriend, but expects to be fed on time. Also does not do dishes or carry out the trash - but demands attention when in the mood for it.
Clearly this is what women want, because if they can't get a man they get a cat.
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Post #277,033
12/31/06 12:05:02 AM
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But they NEED those men.
Without them they'll be left out of the competitive bitching sessions over lunch.
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Post #277,045
12/31/06 7:45:50 AM
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Hmmm... If women, as you say, are bitching all the time...
... then how come they get into catfights?
[link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Ah, the Germans: Masters of Convoluted Simplification. — [link|http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/?p=1603|Jehovah]
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Post #277,071
12/31/06 5:24:59 PM
12/31/06 10:17:27 PM
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Felinaforma (cat like) and Caniforma (dog like) are . . .
. . the two sub-orders of the Carnivora. Women, being super-predators, mix and match characteristics of the two as suits their mood.
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Post #277,175
1/2/07 10:24:10 AM
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Super predators?
This I gotta hear.
Elaborate.
Please.
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Post #277,177
1/2/07 11:28:36 AM
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They eat predators?
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #277,182
1/2/07 12:31:24 PM
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They kill for fun?
Alex
When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. -- Sinclair Lewis
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Post #277,185
1/2/07 12:33:29 PM
1/2/07 12:34:15 PM
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Yes.
All humans are "super predators" - they even eat lions now and then. I specified "women" because we were discussing women, who by being human are by definition "super predators".
Well, OK, in truth I specified "women" to see if someone (name withheld) was awake. Test conclusion: yes, but barely.
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Post #277,188
1/2/07 1:05:15 PM
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Sorry to disappoint
I'm not in top form. Was out of town a few days, came home sick, kids are home and driving me nuts while I'm trying to work, gotta take the stupid tree down, still havent gotten my 2007 calendars, dont even know what day it is, barely know what year it is...
I aint got no fire in me today.
Bleh.
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Post #277,190
1/2/07 1:29:32 PM
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Oh, that's OK - I'm confident you'll be . . .
. . back in top form soon enough. Take some time to rest (if you can fit it in) - and Happy New Year! Toooooot!
[link|http://www.aaxnet.com|AAx]
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Post #277,218
1/2/07 6:42:43 PM
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I know bait when I see it.
<chuckle>
Smile,
Amy
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