...and says, "Sir, I have some good news and some bad news about the Iraqi inspection negotiations."

So, Shrub sez, "Okay, give me the good news first."

The advisor replies, "Well, the Iraqis are willing to let us do full inspections: go anywhere, look at anything, ask anybody any questions we want."

The prez: "Hey, that's great! What's the bad news?"

The advisor: "They're insisting that all the inspectors come from Arthur Anderson."

(Heard on CNN.)