nobody logged in to take control of the model airplane assigned?

Is 21st Century AWOL something like..
failure to properly field strip your Model M-1 clip-fed semiautomatic gas-operated shoulder-mount keyboard, within 10 seconds after Boots and Saddles sounds -- on the subcutaneous i-Pod olive-drab earpiece?

Is it cowardice under virtual-fire -- if you neglected to charge up the earpiece battery.. thus: a virtual-death sentence?

If Not - why Not?