* How did the police find out about Hans Reiser? They looked into his journal.
* How did Hans Raiser hide his wife\ufffds body? He compacted it very well, and then used a tree to find out where it was buried.
* What will happen to Hans Reiser\ufffds children? They\ufffdll become orphaned inodes.
* Why Linux is good for servers? It has a killer\ufffd filesystem.
* Why is ReiserFS better than other filesystems? Killer performance!
* Did you hear about Hans Reiser\ufffds wife? They say she had been using ext3\ufffd
* Did you hear Hans Reiser was put in userland jail?
* Remember: Hans shot first!