[link|http://www.amazon.com/Bangs-Whimpers-Stories-World-Roxbury/dp/0737302712| Heinlein short story]

It seems that, at a current Chess match somewhere - his opponent is accusing Vladimir Kramnik of...

...taking too many toilet breaks
(K. is said not to have reappeared, upon closure of his "personal toilet".)
Millions hold breath / bladders?

En passant on NPR.