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Post #268,580
by Ashton
9/25/06 12:40:32 AM
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New It's all about faith...
that all manner of national unconscionable behavior and assholery may be atoned, if consumers will just... Consume More

(like the Leader said - in answer to, "what sacrifices might we citizens make in the Democracy Wars for Freedom?) ... way back before that first Freedom Invasion-just-before-Iran. Remember? He said, "just go on out and act as if everything is normal [mumbling ~some equiv. of 'buy more stuff']"

So let's make this a Green Chri$tma$ !!
in honor of Stan Freburg (they tried to recall that record, IIRC) and . . .
and, the Prince of Peace\ufffd!
Just go out and

\ufffd

buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.. buy.. buy.... buy.... 'til you duy...
Then spend lots on the funeral - put that in the Will.


\ufffd - to the tune of, The Volga Boatmen

Yeah - them wet-behind-ears hollowest-yet MBA pups ain't just cuthless; they know not even the vestiges of shame, the smarmy TLA-spewing Armani-lusting wart-toads..
Post #268,626
by n3jja
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9/25/06 12:27:13 PM
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New Tom Lehrer had it on target years ago.
"Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants,
May ye make the Yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high,
Tell us to go out and buy!"

[link|http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/xmas.htm|Linky]
Post #268,663
by Ashton
9/25/06 6:26:49 PM
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New Tom L: 'proof' that a mathematician can also be a Mensch.
     LOWES - YOU SUCK! - (lincoln) - (9) - Sept. 24, 2006, 02:56:56 PM EDT
         You're gonna save alot of money then. - (bepatient) - (2) - Sept. 24, 2006, 04:56:43 PM EDT
             had them in the local bigbox labor day weekend -NT - (boxley) - (1) - Sept. 24, 2006, 05:22:02 PM EDT
                 Local Ace hardware had them up @ July 4th Weekend. - (folkert) - Sept. 24, 2006, 11:53:05 PM EDT
         It's all about faith... - (Ashton) - (2) - Sept. 25, 2006, 12:40:32 AM EDT
             Tom Lehrer had it on target years ago. - (n3jja) - (1) - Sept. 25, 2006, 12:27:13 PM EDT
                 Tom L: 'proof' that a mathematician can also be a Mensch. -NT - (Ashton) - Sept. 25, 2006, 06:26:49 PM EDT
         Try "The Home Depot" - (rcareaga) - (2) - Oct. 3, 2006, 10:16:12 AM EDT
             No, they're just as bad - (lincoln) - (1) - Oct. 3, 2006, 12:00:21 PM EDT
                 Yesterday, I had no choice - (lincoln) - Oct. 8, 2006, 03:19:17 PM EDT

Just to be fair, there's no evidence he actually knows what happened in the 1800's.
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