This morning:

I was mowing my lawn this morning. The grass is way too high, I skipped a week and it rained a couple of times. Which means I didn't notice the brass drain cover.

CRUNCH!

Wobble wobble wobble.
Hmm - blade not bent.

I can finish the lawn - or so I thought.

15 seconds later it died.

And then I realize:
SHIT - SHAFT IS BENT - right up into the engine.

Probably going to throw this mower away. Awww - I like it.

So I attempt to finish the final 1/3 of the lawn using a weed wacker. Killed my arms, only got about 1/2 done before I gave up.

Oh well - it's about to get cold. Let the last patch die off.


This afternoon:

The tow company came to take away the dead van.
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