The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

1,095 registered users | 0 active users | 1 LpH | Statistics
Login | Create New User

Welcome to IWETHEY!

Post #265,800 by broomberg 8/24/06 6:20:14 PM Reply	The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay [link\|http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/analog.htm\|http://www.c4vct.com.../humor/analog.htm] My favorite: McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
Post #265,818 by imqwerky 8/24/06 10:33:45 PM Reply	I like this one the best: Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man." That is cold! (and really bad writing) Smile, Amy [link\|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Amy%20Rathman\|Pics of the Family]
Post #265,825 by drewk 8/24/06 11:49:37 PM Reply	I dunno, I kind of liked that one And this one, I have to believe it wasn't just bad, it was camp: Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. That reads like a Bulwer-Lytton entry ... so intentionally bad it's good. === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]
Post #265,844 by imqwerky 8/25/06 9:55:23 AM Reply	That was my second favorite Smile, Amy [link\|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Amy%20Rathman\|Pics of the Family]
Post #266,082 by jb4 8/28/06 2:30:39 PM Reply	You guys haven't been in school recently, have you? Don't you recognize an Algebra word problem when you see one? Sheeesh! jb4 "So don't pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he's not doing? Think about it. I haven't." — Stephen Colbert, at the White House Correspondent's Dinner 29Apr06
Post #266,091 by drewk 8/28/06 2:47:02 PM Reply	Which one of us needs The Sign? I got that, I'm pretty sure the kid who wrote it got that. As a word problem it's fairly typical, but as an example of a bad analogy it's classic. === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]

The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay - (broomberg) - (5) - Aug. 24, 2006, 06:20:14 PM EDT

I like this one the best: - (imqwerky) - (4) - Aug. 24, 2006, 10:33:45 PM EDT

I dunno, I kind of liked that one - (drewk) - (3) - Aug. 24, 2006, 11:49:37 PM EDT

That was my second favorite -NT - (imqwerky) - Aug. 25, 2006, 09:55:23 AM EDT

You guys haven't been in school recently, have you? - (jb4) - (1) - Aug. 28, 2006, 02:30:39 PM EDT

Which one of us needs The Sign? - (drewk) - Aug. 28, 2006, 02:47:02 PM EDT

iwethey.org

Ho ho, then you ain't gettin' no Coke!
41 ms