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Post #265,761 by drewk 8/24/06 11:31:20 AM Reply	Two word motivational speech Panty. Hose. That was the reminder how lucky you are to work from home. === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]
Post #265,764 by bionerd 8/24/06 11:42:56 AM Reply	#1 Rule of motivational speech making Know your target audience. That lit a fire under my ass. THANKS! :-D
Post #265,812 by static 8/24/06 10:08:41 PM Reply	+5 Funny. "Insert crowbar. Apply force."
Post #265,795 by Ashton 8/24/06 5:12:28 PM Reply	No.. no nnN00.. In the clever Handy Hints books Panty Hose . . . is the sine qua hey nonny nonny for - filtering, immersing things in noxious cleaners, liquids, storing of strange objects, air circulation, (keeping apples, garlic cloves or potatoes open to air circ. but not abutting - as spreads the rot) vibration damping, garroting visiting pests, - - - etcetera - - - One needs to cultivate a female, male (or trans) who is prone to running through bramble fields on a lark, while in biz uniform - for a continuous supply of these marvelously versatile forms of garb-torture. (Obv conceived by Puritans in an effort to cover obscene legs, lest Ideas happen; (also to elevate the bug count; kill off more uppity sarcastic wenches) before these embarrassed more men - by building better B-29 instrument panels than the short-attention-span males of the era.) Panty Hose.. it's not just for foot fetishists any more.

Quick! Somebody yell at me! - (bionerd) - (26) - Aug. 24, 2006, 11:21:51 AM EDT

Get your ass in gear or else, Laura!! :) -NT - (a6l6e6x) - (1) - Aug. 24, 2006, 11:24:06 AM EDT

Yes sir! - (bionerd) - Aug. 24, 2006, 11:27:52 AM EDT

Do something! Now! -NT - (Silverlock) - Aug. 24, 2006, 11:29:10 AM EDT

Two word motivational speech - (drewk) - (3) - Aug. 24, 2006, 11:31:20 AM EDT

#1 Rule of motivational speech making - (bionerd) - (1) - Aug. 24, 2006, 11:42:56 AM EDT

+5 Funny. -NT - (static) - Aug. 24, 2006, 10:08:41 PM EDT

No.. no nnN00.. - (Ashton) - Aug. 24, 2006, 05:12:28 PM EDT

Sounds par for the course. - (Yendor) - Aug. 24, 2006, 11:31:39 AM EDT

take a nap -NT - (boxley) - (2) - Aug. 24, 2006, 12:22:24 PM EDT

I kinda already did. - (bionerd) - (1) - Aug. 24, 2006, 02:55:05 PM EDT

yup, a nap and back to work is just the ticket -NT - (boxley) - Aug. 24, 2006, 02:56:12 PM EDT

Whats on TV? -NT - (bepatient) - Aug. 24, 2006, 12:26:37 PM EDT

Time for that Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket - (imqwerky) - (3) - Aug. 24, 2006, 02:05:46 PM EDT

Nit: 'Drill Sergeant' is Army, Marines is 'Drill Instructor' -NT - (drewk) - (2) - Aug. 24, 2006, 02:08:26 PM EDT

I stand corrected. -NT - (imqwerky) - (1) - Aug. 24, 2006, 02:10:02 PM EDT

Stand down there you! -NT - (folkert) - Aug. 24, 2006, 07:39:43 PM EDT

<kick location = pants, force = hard /> - (jb4) - Aug. 24, 2006, 02:07:23 PM EDT

Ummm...Grrrrr? -NT - (Meerkat) - (8) - Aug. 24, 2006, 07:17:04 PM EDT

Grrrr? - (bionerd) - (7) - Aug. 25, 2006, 06:27:56 AM EDT

My work here is done :-) -NT - (Meerkat) - Aug. 28, 2006, 06:08:32 AM EDT

Tiger? Looks more like a meerkat to me... -NT - (jbrabeck) - (5) - Aug. 28, 2006, 07:11:49 AM EDT

My Mac runs Tiger, does that count? :) -NT - (Meerkat) - (4) - Aug. 28, 2006, 07:56:05 AM EDT

/me queues Aerosmith music.... - (folkert) - (2) - Aug. 28, 2006, 08:17:47 AM EDT

You can only hear those lyrics if you play it backwards... - (jb4) - (1) - Aug. 28, 2006, 02:18:11 PM EDT

Turn me on, dead man! -NT - (bepatient) - Aug. 28, 2006, 03:06:45 PM EDT

Feere... - (Ashton) - Aug. 28, 2006, 03:12:43 PM EDT

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