For the lack of a nail,\n    throw new HorseshoeNailNotFoundException("no nails!");\n\nFor the lack of a horseshoe,\n    EquestrianDoctor.getLocalInstance().getHorseDispatcher().shoot();\n\nFor the lack of a horse,\n    RidersGuild.getRiderNotificationSubscriberList().getBroadcaster().run(\n      new BroadcastMessage(StableFactory.getNullHorseInstance()));\n\nFor the lack of a rider,\n    MessageDeliverySubsystem.getLogger().logDeliveryFailure(\n      MessageFactory.getAbstractMessageInstance(\n        new MessageMedium(MessageType.VERBAL),\n        new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.MOUNTED_RIDER),\n        new MessageSessionDestination(BattleManager.getRoutingInfo(\n                                        BattleLocation.NEAREST))),\n      MessageFailureReasonCode.UNKNOWN_RIDER_FAILURE);\n\nFor the lack of a message,\n    ((BattleNotificationSender)\n      BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource(\n        BattleParticipant.PROXY_PARTICIPANT,\n        BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_SENDER)).sendNotification(\n          ((BattleNotificationBuilder)\n            (BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource(\n            BattleOrganizer.getBattleParticipant(Battle.Participant.GOOD_GUYS),\n            BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_BUILDER))).buildNotification(\n              BattleOrganizer.getBattleState(BattleResult.BATTLE_LOST),\n              BattleManager.getChainOfCommand().getCommandChainNotifier()));\n\nFor the lack of a battle,\n    try {\n        synchronized(BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance()) {\n          BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance().wait();\n        }\n    } catch (InterruptedException ix) {\n      if (BattleSessionManager.getBattleStatus(\n           BattleResource.getLocalizedBattleResource(Locale.getDefault()),\n           BattleContext.createContext(\n             Kingdom.getMasterBattleCoordinatorInstance(\n               new TweedleBeetlePuddlePaddleBattle()).populate(\n                 RegionManager.getArmpitProvince(Armpit.LEFTMOST)))) ==\n          BattleStatus.LOST) {\n        if (LOGGER.isLoggable(Level.TOTALLY_SCREWED)) {\n          LOGGER.logScrewage(BattleLogger.createBattleLogMessage(\n            BattleStatusFormatter.format(BattleStatus.LOST_WAR,\n                                         Locale.getDefault())));\n        }\n      }\n    }\n\nFor the lack of a war,\n    new ServiceExecutionJoinPoint(\n      DistributedQueryAnalyzer.forwardQueryResult(\n        NotificationSchemaManager.getAbstractSchemaMapper(\n          new PublishSubscribeNotificationSchema()).getSchemaProxy().\n            executePublishSubscribeQueryPlan(\n              NotificationSchema.ALERT,\n              new NotificationSchemaPriority(SchemaPriority.MAX_PRIORITY),\n              new PublisherMessage(MessageFactory.getAbstractMessage(\n                MessageType.WRITTEN,\n                new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.WOUNDED_SURVIVOR),\n                new MessageSessionDestination(\n                  DestinationManager.getNullDestinationForQueryPlan()))),\n              DistributedWarMachine.getPartyRoleManager().getRegisteredParties(\n                PartyRoleManager.PARTY_KING ||\n                PartyRoleManager.PARTY_GENERAL ||\n                PartyRoleManager.PARTY_AMBASSADOR)).getQueryResult(),\n        PriorityMessageDispatcher.getPriorityDispatchInstance())).\n      waitForService();\n\nAll for the lack of a horseshoe nail.