You want the whole litany, or just the basics? The Basics? Fine:

1) This isn't Terrorism\ufffd, so it ain't sexy
2) Nobody made Director busting some guy scamming websites
3) Nobody's getting killed, maimed, poisoned, raped or whacked, so it ain't sexy.
4) It's just a bunch o' Geeks and their toys; I won't make Director worrying about them.
5) The "internet"? Whazzat?
6) "Apache"? Didn't Custer wipe all of them out?
7) "Duh..."

The bottom line is that "law enforcement" just doesn't consider this high enough of a priority to bother with. And you're a whole lot smarter, and more savvy, than the vast majority of said "law enforcement"; you know that the tools to do this are already out there, and you know how to use them (and to apply them to the task at hand). Give yourself some credit, what you're doing is not something that the average person (or even the average person who works in the field) would know how to do. And you have a vested interest in doing it, while "law enforcement" could care less.