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New What? Nobody else wants to contribute?
Come on, am I the only person who will share the kinds of things that I can think of that happen with sex?

So far I've just had questions about who you have had sex with. I haven't even covered that ground very well. For instance a few more:

Had sex with strangers you just met?
Frequently?
Multiple times in a night?
Multiple strangers at once?
Later accidentally encountered one in a very different social setting?

There are no questions about the act yet. I really don't feel qualified to fill this in, but I've known people who've most of the following:

French-kissed? (Here Thane! A freebie!)
Had a 3-way French kiss?
Masturbated? (Special for Thane! You can count yourself as corrupted now!)
Where you could be caught?
In a public place?
Masturbated someone else?
Where you could be caught?
In a public place?
Had sex where you could be caught?
In a public place?
Seen pornography?
Seen pornography in a theater?
Filmed yourself having sex?
Shown the video to others?
Been to a strip club?
As a performer?
Had vaginal intercourse?
Oral intercourse?
Anal intercourse?
Participated in 2 of these at once? (You might not have been the person to whom both were happening.)
Participated in all 3 at once? (Ditto.)
Had 69?
Had > 1 orgasm in 24 hours?
> 2?
> 3?
> 5?
Caused > 1 orgasm in 24 hours? (Your own don't count.)
> 2?
> 3?
> 5?
> 10?
Caused > 1 person to orgasm in 24 hours? (You don't count.)
> 2?
> 3?
> 5?
> 10?
Had sex continuously for >15 minutes?
> 30 minutes?
> 1 hour?
To the point of physical pain?
Had oral intercourse with a gag reflex involved?
Was there vomit?
Kept eyes open while orgasming during sex?
Were you looking in your partner's eyes?
Used lingerie during sex?
Used toys during sex?
Used roleplay during sex?
Had partner pretend to be person you'd rather be fucking?
Was it someone you both knew?
Pretended to be person your partner would rather fuck?
Was it someone you both knew?
Tried water sports? (If you have to ask what that is, you haven't.)
Tried strangulation?
Tried S&M?
As top?
As bottom?
Suffered/inflicted injury during sex? (Accident OK.)
Continued anyways?
Intentionally did it again?
Suffered/inflicted serious injury during sex? (Accident OK.)
Continued anyways?
Intentionally did it again? (*)

Now come on, there must be someone who is willing to add to this list some things they have doneheard of...

Cheers,
Ben

*) Note, this is the only item that I don't personally know someone who I think has done. I've done very little, but I know people...
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New You want more, you got more!
Have you had phone sex(with someone you know)?
Have you called a 900 number (phone sex with someone you don't know)?
Have you had IM sex?
Have you ever had sex that involved flavored lubricants?
Have you ever used water in oral sex?
Did you ever look at an animal and think "If Only!"?
Do you have to take showers to hide your masturbating?
Do you take your laptop into the bathroom to look at porn?
Did you ever get anybody drunk just to shag their brains out?
Shortest time between meeting and humping(without money being exchanged) <1 week, < 1day, < 1 hour, < 15 mins.
Have you ever been to a Rainbow Party?
Have you ever participated in an orgy?
Do you think about sex 24/7?
Is the song "Aqualung" a mild representation of your personality?
Do you look at every person you meet as a potential lay?

If you answer yes to the last five questions, you win the contest! And, uh, stand over there...yeah, waaaay over there, ok? Thanks. LOL
Expand Edited by imqwerky June 10, 2006, 11:12:35 PM EDT
Expand Edited by imqwerky June 10, 2006, 11:13:46 PM EDT
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Expand Edited by imqwerky June 11, 2006, 11:57:29 AM EDT
New :-) Anyone else?
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New Dont rush me. I'm thinking.
Follow your MOUSE
New Here you go-
Have you ever watched sex in a movie?
Have you tried to copy what they do?
Was it groovy?

In a car while driving fast?
With other drivers whizzing past?
I wonder how long that would last.
(Before someone ends up in a cast)

In the back seat in a cab?
Driving the taxi driver mad?

On an airplane?
In a train?
On the hood of a car?
Maybe outside in the rain?

In a restroom?
Please be quiet.
The person in the next stall
Might want to try it.

Have you had sex on a beach?
With other couples within arms reach?

On a Harley?
In a truck?
In the neighbor\ufffds pool?
Now there\ufffds a good _______.
(Sorry. It rhymed.)

Have you had sex that made you cry?
So good that you want to die?
Where time stands still and hearts beat fast
The kind you want to last and last?

Have you faked it?
Or has she?
You probably wouldn\ufffdt know, you see.
Especially if it was me.

With how many people have been?
50?
25?
Maybe 10?

Any tattoos or piercings to titillate?
What about shaving to excite your mate?
Wearing a mask?
Using a feather?
Oh what fun can be had together!
Follow your MOUSE
New I do! I like them, Sam I Am!
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New in a train on a train
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
New With a fox, with a Box....
Follow your MOUSE
New Wait wait wait
From now on whenever I hear "Fox in socks" all I'll think is "... and a smile".

And ...

Is that "in a box" or "in the box" or "with a Box"?
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New Brilliant!
I don't think I have ever heard
A chick as cool as Bionerd
Smile,
Amy

[link|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Amy%20Rathman|Pics of the Family]
New Wow. Just wow.
Give it a title and repost it elsewhere. That's good enough to go around the net a few times.

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New not so fast, take it slow...
Have fun,
Carl Forde
New If this helps at all, the definition of lecher...
Looks like I will be editing my test questions :-/

lech\ufffder n.

A man with strong sexual desires.
[Middle English, from Old French lecheor, from lechier, to lick, to live in debauchery, of Germanic origin; ]

Synonyms: degenerate, deviant, pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior
Smile,
Amy

[link|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Amy%20Rathman|Pics of the Family]
New Re: If this helps at all, the definition of lecher...
Big list of perversions [link|http://tinyurl.com/fv6cu|here], if that helps.


Peter
[link|http://www.no2id.net/|Don't Let The Terrorists Win]
[link|http://www.kuro5hin.org|There is no K5 Cabal]
[link|http://guildenstern.dyndns.org|Home]
Use P2P for legitimate purposes!
[link|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?pwhysall|A better terminal emulator]
New Actually, there's a better list
[link|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Amy%20Rathman|Here]
Smile,
Amy

[link|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Amy%20Rathman|Pics of the Family]
New Which is why insistence on acts performed is wrong...
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New If the desire is strong enough, it will turn into action :-P
But if it makes it easier, we could alter the test from, "Which of these have you done?" to "Which of these have you masturbated to thoughts of doing?"

That massively lowers the bar. And makes it just thoughts.

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Expand Edited by ben_tilly June 11, 2006, 01:17:55 PM EDT
New OMFGROFLMAO!
Smile,
Amy

[link|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Amy%20Rathman|Pics of the Family]
New So, what have you *thought* about doing? Hmmmmm?
Smile,
Amy

[link|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Amy%20Rathman|Pics of the Family]
New Ya wanna just give up now?
You are arguing to be a scumbag.
And you are trying to do it based on thoughts.

If it was thoughts alone, with the exception of a few items (very few), I'd say yup, check it off, move on. Most of us with a bit of testosterone and mildly attractive aquaintences would do the same. Or so I believe.

The real test is given a chance, do you act upon it. And not given a chance, do you make a chance.
New ICLRPD (new thread)
Created as new thread #258500 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=258500|ICLRPD]
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New as told to true story
house with about 8 guys one gal, lots of snort around
the girl has to sit down to take care of a rumble in the gut so to speak. One of the players walks in and goes
while you are sitting there anyway take care of this,
she does
thanx,
bill
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
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                         That's what I said - (tuberculosis)
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                         That advice is only good if... - (ben_tilly) - (76)
                             Depends. - (admin) - (75)
                                 Fewer assumptions than you think - (ben_tilly) - (74)
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                                         Welcome to the interweb -NT - (pwhysall)
                                         Aren't they cute? - (imqwerky) - (8)
                                             You've never seen me drunk as hell... -NT - (admin) - (5)
                                                 Oh, that's right....you're a candyass. I forgot. -NT - (imqwerky) - (4)
                                                     Actually, I just wasn't drinking that much that night. -NT - (admin)
                                                     Candyass. That's funny. -NT - (bionerd)
                                                     Hey Amy- - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                         LMAO - (imqwerky)
                                             Forewarned is forearmed. - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                                                 You're right. Bad idea. Nevermind. -NT - (imqwerky)
                                         Not exactly the outcome I was hoping for - (ben_tilly) - (2)
                                             No, you got the desired outcome. - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                 :-) - (ben_tilly)
                                         They did a good job impersonating - (imqwerky) - (59)
                                             If we're impersonating them then... - (ben_tilly) - (57)
                                                 I shall save that proclamation for the BeePBash :-) -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                 Anyone who knows me... - (admin) - (54)
                                                     Amateur -NT - (broomberg) - (53)
                                                         You don't know me *that* well. -NT - (admin) - (52)
                                                             Oooh, this is an argument I want to see at Beeps! - (ben_tilly) - (51)
                                                                 That test covers signicantly more than lechery. - (admin) - (50)
                                                                     And is is also light on lechery - (broomberg) - (46)
                                                                         Suggested resolution... - (ben_tilly) - (41)
                                                                             Lechery isn't just what you've *done*, anyway -NT - (admin) - (3)
                                                                                 Ah yes. You're a man of much thought and little action. - (ben_tilly) - (2)
                                                                                     Like I said, you don't know me very well. -NT - (admin) - (1)
                                                                                         And to think this all started because... - (imqwerky)
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                                                                                 *WAAAAAAAAYYYYYY* too much work - (drewk) - (35)
                                                                                     Remind me to do that. - (ben_tilly)
                                                                                     Simple spreadsheet - (broomberg) - (33)
                                                                                         Ok, this is starting to get GOOD! - (imqwerky) - (32)
                                                                                             Numbers shouldn't matter - (broomberg) - (2)
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                                                                                                     My 19 yr old said the same thing! - (imqwerky)
                                                                                             No time like the present to get going... - (ben_tilly) - (28)
                                                                                                 What? No animals or relatives? -NT - (imqwerky) - (2)
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                                                                                                         :-D -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                 That's either sad or good. - (inthane-chan) - (2)
                                                                                                     <Halo>Thane</Halo> -NT - (imqwerky) - (1)
                                                                                                         I scored more pure than Jesus once on a purity test. - (inthane-chan)
                                                                                                 What? Nobody else wants to contribute? - (ben_tilly) - (21)
                                                                                                     You want more, you got more! - (imqwerky) - (10)
                                                                                                         :-) Anyone else? -NT - (ben_tilly) - (9)
                                                                                                             Dont rush me. I'm thinking. -NT - (bionerd)
                                                                                                             Here you go- - (bionerd) - (7)
                                                                                                                 I do! I like them, Sam I Am! -NT - (drewk)
                                                                                                                 in a train on a train -NT - (boxley) - (2)
                                                                                                                     With a fox, with a Box.... -NT - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                                                         Wait wait wait - (drewk)
                                                                                                                 Brilliant! - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                                 Wow. Just wow. - (ben_tilly)
                                                                                                                 not so fast, take it slow... -NT - (cforde)
                                                                                                     If this helps at all, the definition of lecher... - (imqwerky) - (8)
                                                                                                         Re: If this helps at all, the definition of lecher... - (pwhysall) - (1)
                                                                                                             Actually, there's a better list - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                         Which is why insistence on acts performed is wrong... -NT - (admin) - (5)
                                                                                                             If the desire is strong enough, it will turn into action :-P - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                                                                                                                 OMFGROFLMAO! -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                             So, what have you *thought* about doing? Hmmmmm? -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                             Ya wanna just give up now? - (broomberg) - (1)
                                                                                                                 ICLRPD (new thread) - (ben_tilly)
                                                                                                     as told to true story - (boxley)
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                                             Nanny and granny? You're bringing a tear to my eye. - (bionerd)
                         Yeah but Rincewind and the Luggage - (tuberculosis) - (5)
                             8 of them. - (admin) - (3)
                                 Which 8? -NT - (ben_tilly) - (2)
                                     Re: Which 8? - (admin) - (1)
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