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When I was doing it, there were a lot more inexperienced programmers doing COBOL.

Damn I'm old.

Imric's Tips for Living
  • Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
  • Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
  • Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.


Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
 
 
New Many times, during my COBOL days,
I would have lots of debug code to catch the dreaded 'fallthrough' due to misplaced .'s.
The amount of times I had programs that would print (sorry, DISPLAY...) "THIS LINE OF CODE CAN'T POSSIBLY EXECUTE"...

What the heck - I still like the fact that one lump of data can be overlaid by different PICTUREs.
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
     Good COBOL conversation - (broomberg) - (7)
         Thanks for reminding me just WHY - (imric)
         That was not nice. - (static) - (4)
             Damn, man. - (imric) - (3)
                 Yep. - (static) - (2)
                     Unfortunately - (imric) - (1)
                         Many times, during my COBOL days, - (Meerkat)
         Are you telling me COBOL still doesn't have a stack? -NT - (warmachine)

So I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, OK, pal??"
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