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Post #256,950
by ben_tilly
5/26/06 8:04:35 PM
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New The Parrot Squawks
This girl really wanted a parrot. So her mother called every petshop in town. They were all sold out of parrots, except one that had a parrot, but warned her that it used to belong to a whorehouse.

Well the daughter REALLY wanted the parrot, and there weren't any others, so the mother bought it and had them deliver.

They took the cover off the parrot and it began to squawk.

First it looked around and squawked, Awwk! New House!

It looked at the mom and squawked, Awwk! New madam!

It loooked at the daughter and squawked, Awwk! New girl!

It looked at the father and squawked, Awwk! Same old John!

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #256,989
by imric
5/27/06 2:46:29 PM
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New *smile*
Imric's Tips for Living
  • Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
  • Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
  • Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.


Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
 
 
     The Parrot Squawks - (ben_tilly) - (1) - May 26, 2006, 08:04:35 PM EDT
         *smile* -NT - (imric) - May 27, 2006, 02:46:29 PM EDT

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