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New You're ugly and annoying.
Can I beat your face in with a brick? It won't fix the ugly, but it'll fix the annoying.

Fucksock.

Edit, because you might not get my point: Just because you're annoyed doesn't give you the right to fuck with my shit. Leave other people's shit the fuck alone, otherwise you're no better than the turds who wander down streets at night, kicking wing mirrors off cars "for a laugh".


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Expand Edited by pwhysall March 29, 2006, 06:32:00 AM EST
New Bullshit.
First YOU make sure your fucking shit leaves HIS EARS alone; only *then* do you have a fucking leg to stand on.

If you can't see the difference between vigilanteism-for-cause and "for a laugh", then you are stupider than the brick you propose to use.

(Or, perhaps a bit too attached to your car, eh? Are you quite quite sure you had this exact same attitude even *before* you became a BMW owner...?)


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New Oh, fuck off.
People who type loudly annoy me. Do I get to break their fingers?
People who can't walk in a straight line in town annoy me. Can I just boot them out of the way?
Mobile phones that have crap ringtones annoy me, and especially unattended ones. Can I crush them under my heel?

In short, stop being such a high-minded intolerant fucktard.

And no, I'm not too attached to my car, you smug, self-satisfied twat. It's just a high-value item that will cost a lot to fix when some cowardly cuntbubble like Todd decides that he's above the law.

I'm just respectful of other people's property whether it's annoying me or not - or is that an alien concept?


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New Did you become a Yank when nobody was looking?
PeeWee twitters:
I'm just respectful of other people's property whether it's annoying me or not - or is that an alien concept?
Yes, it quite certainly is. Since when did fucking property deserve any "respect"?!? (Does "Peter's BMW is at least as good a bloke as most of my frigging coworkers" sound sensible to you?)

I just think that Not Needlessly Annoying The Fuck Out Of Thine Neighbour[*] should be a higher priority among civilised people, than worshipping your fucking stuff. How the fuck can that simple concept suddenly be so alien to you??? Moved across the Pond while my back was turned, or just joined the ranks of the Chav?

(Though I still think it's most likely because you're in love with your car, however puny a penile enhancer a frigging 3-series Compact may be. Would you be as moronically passionate about your right to disturb me with, say, a leaf-blower? Just because you happen to own it [=it's 'property'], it somehow has the "right" [which people should 'respect'] to disturb people???)




[*]: Literally, too. But I'm using it mainly in the Biblical sense here.

[Edit:] P. S: About those
Mobile phones that have crap ringtones annoy me, and especially unattended ones. Can I crush them under my heel?
I would perhaps not go quite that far; at least not right off the bat... But I've found that if, after the third or fourth time people go away and leave their fucking phones to ring at you, if you then tell them that next time they do that, if the fucking thing rings at you again, you WILL throw it out the fucking window, they tend to be a bit better about taking it with them next time.

The higher the floor you work on, the better this method seems to work.


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Expand Edited by CRConrad March 29, 2006, 08:31:57 AM EST
New What the fuck are you blithering about?
"I don't like your stuff. It annoys me. It doesn't matter to me that your stuff required effort and time on your part to acquire, it annoys me. Therefore I assert the Divine Right Of Conrad to prevent your stuff from annoying me, by inflicting damage on it and cost and time on you.

In short, I'm a snobby fuckwit who can't do the annoyance arithmetic and realise that I'm causing you a LARGE annoyance because I'm too up myself to put up with a SMALL one."

As to my hypothetical leafblower - if I were blowing it at you, then you should ASK ME LIKE AN ADULT to stop. If I've abandoned it, and it's blowing at you, then TURN IT OFF LIKE AN ADULT. Don't smash it up LIKE THE TODDLER YOU'RE SAYING YOU ARE. If you can't turn it off and I'm not around, then perhaps you should consider ACTING LIKE A FUCKING ADULT and IGNORING IT.

And you're the one being the chav - the social element marked out, above all, for their utter disrespect for the boundaries and possessions (aforementioned time, effort and cost to acquire of course) of others.

Grow up. You're acting like a snotty six-year-old.

(And to be honest, Xian, I think you're the one with the issues with my car - after all, you're the only one who bangs on and on and on about it. I bought it because it's a practical, entertaining-to-drive, reliable manual RWD car. Why do you obsess about it so much? Were you beaten up by the BMW owners at school?)


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Expand Edited by pwhysall March 29, 2006, 08:38:12 AM EST
New I'm being fairly clear. You're twisting not just your own...
...words, but mine.

To take things slightly out-of-order:

As for the leaf-blower, to keep the situation somewhat parallel, you would have to be standing there waving it belligerently in my face, all the while protecting the off-switch with your body, leaving me no other alternative than to disable the machine some other way. If you were standing on the pavement in front of the house where I live at three in the morning, waving around a leaf-blower on full revs even though there are no leaves for you to be blowing, would you seriously be *surprised* if I tried to shut it off in any way possible? Or can you even claim that you somehow have the RIGHT to do that?

If not, then why not? Isn't the leaf-blower your property just as much as your fucking alarm-equipped car? And weren't you going on about how it was exactly this property-ness that somehow makes the otherwise horrendous behaviour noble and worthy of your passionate defense?

I don't get it. How the fuck can you think that your *property's* "right" to make noise trumps my right to a night's sleep in my own bed?

That, no more and no less, is exactly what you are saying, you know.

Can you even explain that to *yourself*, without blushing?!?




Ah, I'm fed up for now... I'll tackle the rest of your gibberings sometime later.

For now, I have a family to go home to.


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New You're still a fucking idiot.
And getting more idiotic with every post.

I never said that my property had more rights than you; I just said that you had no right to smash it up just because you're annoyed by it. That's the whole point of my argument and if you're too wilfully stupid to see that, then that would be your problem, not mine.

Now you can fuck off, enlightened.


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New It isn't entirely that clear
I have no right to go over and smash my neighbour's stereo because it is too loud.

But I do have the right to call the cops and have them request the party to be quieter. And if the party refuses to do that, the cops have the right to stop the party. (Though the cops tend not to escalate to that point very quickly.)

In short I have a right to expect a reasonable amount of peace and quiet, and your rights to enjoy your property do not permit you to infringe on that too far. If you don't believe me, try strutting up and down a residential street with a bullhorn at 2 AM, and see how long you are permitted to do so.

So while I don't hold with immediately vandalizing an annoying car, I also don't believe that the car owner has an unrestricted right to annoy the neighbourhood. And I have been waked up enough by enough idiots with overly sensitive car alarms to understand that car alarms can cross over where I'd place that threshold.

No, I have not vandalized any cars for having alarms that are too annoying. But I have left a note on a car telling the owner to get the alarm fixed. And if the problem remained for a week or two, I could see myself adding implicit threats to said note. And in due course of time, I can't say I eventually wouldn't act on said threats.

I know someone who has admitted to keying a car for having a noisy alarm. (Keying refers to taking a key and scratching the paint on the door. No real damage, but it costs something to fix.) And I didn't think less of him for it. (Actually when he went down to do it, another neighbour was already doing so so he just helped.)

Cheers,
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New You live in a tough neighborhood!
jb4
"Every Repbulican who wants to defend Bush on [the expansion of Presidential powers], should be forced to say, 'I wouldn't hesitate to see President Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same authority'."
&mdash an unidentified letter writer to Newsweek on the expansion of executive powers under the Bush administration
New It is exactly that clear.
There is a mechanism for dealing with annoyances; in the case of a noisy alarm or a party, you call the police who can (in the UK) remove the annoying equipment or vehicle.

If you vandalise someone else's property because it's annoying, then you're a common criminal, and you're a reasonable example of what is wrong with our society.

Vandalism is vandalism. Justifying it by trying to make oneself out to be some kind of vigilante, guarding against things that threaten Our Way Of Life is just bollocks.

And anyway, you'll soon change your tune when someone reverses into your car, smashes a light cluster, and just fucks off. It's no different to keying it.


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New Wow, you really ARE as stupid as you're trying to look!
Mr Property Owner crows:
And anyway, you'll soon change your tune when someone reverses into your car, smashes a light cluster, and just fucks off. It's no different to keying it.
Yeah, right.

No difference at all.

Not like having cause in one case, and not in the other. No difference at all.



Fuck, and here I thought you were at least to SOME extent just *playing* the fule...

But it seems you really ARE that stupid! Well, well, just goes to show... Something or other.



("The police will remove it" -- Muahahahahahaaaa! Sheesh, man, why don't you quit that boring day job?)


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New You're not the sharpest knife in the box.
Cause makes no difference; at the end of the day, there's a damaged car and the perp has fucked off.

Here's a scenario for you. Your lovely Saab 900, a classic, has an alarm which, for reasons unknown, goes off. Ben's friend hears it, and because he's a twat, runs his keys down the side of your car, necessitating the respray of 3 panels - at your (considerable) expense. By the time you return to your car, your battery is flat and someone's taken the opportunity to put your window through and investigate the contents of your glovebox.

Do you roar your anger to the blackened sky, wishing death and vengeance on whoever did this, or do you go "Well, that'll teach me to ensure my alarm doesn't go off!"?


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New Actually, IIRC, at least as sharp as you...
...or what was your result on those IQ tests people posted links to recently? (And which foreign language did you take them in?)

Anyway, PeeWee goes on being wrong:
Cause makes no difference; at the end of the day, there's a damaged car and the perp has fucked off.
Cause makes this difference: If there was none, then that's really too bad; if, OTOH, there was, then you DESERVE to have a damaged car.


Here's a scenario for you. Your lovely Saab 900, a classic, has an alarm which, for reasons unknown, goes off. Ben's friend hears it, and because he's a twat, runs his keys down the side of your car, necessitating the respray of 3 panels - at your (considerable) expense. By the time you return to your car, your battery is flat and someone's taken the opportunity to put your window through and investigate the contents of your glovebox.

Do you roar your anger to the blackened sky, wishing death and vengeance on whoever did this, or do you go "Well, that'll teach me to ensure my alarm doesn't go off!"?
Neither, because I don't get into that situation.

If someone else does, then why the fuck wasn't HE first on the scene when the alarm went off??? Isn't that what they're fucking FOR?!?

That's precisely the whole fucking problem with those damn things in a nutshell: The fuckwit owners seem to think that leaving the fucking thing to blare its noise at all and sundry is enough.

The only responsible way to operate such a contraption is by REACTING -- PROMPTLY -- when the fucking thing goes off. How the FUCK can this be so fucking hard to understand?

The twat in your scenario is the fucking owner.

And, of course, for not getting that, you.


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New dont drag me into your mess
having politely asked to turn the music down (twice) to the upstairs flat resident several times, they being the youts that they were, me having a wife at the time suffering an attack of rheumatoid arthritus they said fuck you and turned it up. I cant count to three. Knocked again, strode in with an axe and fixed their speakers. We lived in a part of town that doesnt call the cops because they wont respond.

Car alarms, if it is outside my abode, contact the owner, nicely twice. After that fuck him a concrete block thru the windshield gets the message accross. Which is why I live on almost an acre of dirt with other miserable rednecks, mexicans and white trash, we ask to be left alone. A ferry however is a different beast, its public transpo, take your own fucking boat if you dont like the ride, same with buses.

Peter calling the cops here about a car alarm may get you arrested for being a public nuisance, cops here have better things to do.
CRC glad to see you back in form :-)
thanx,
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New Most places in the USA, the police will NOT help
They will come for rowdy parties, but not for car alarms.

If they would, for instance, fine noisy cars, and then tow repeat offenders, there would be far less of an issue. And most people would prefer to resort to having the police handle it. But in most places they won't do anything about noisy cars. Which is part of why people get unhappy enough to do something about it.

Cheers,
Ben
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New Good point
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Impeach Bush. Impeach Cheney. Do it now.
New I got fined once
Back when I was in college, my car was parked a couple of blocks away from the dorm. I had the alarm set. Someone bumped it hard enough while manuevering their car into the spot in front of or behind it which set off the alarm. Since I was too far away to hear it, I couldn't have done anything anyway.

Later that day I returned to my car to find the battery completely dead and a ticket sitting underneath the wiper blade.

From that point on, I never used the alarm near the campus, defeating the purpose of having bought it in the first place.
lincoln

"Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow


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New You know, they should hook car alarms up to cellphones
My car alarm goes off, I get a text message about it.

Cheers,
Ben
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New There's a business plan in there.
*patents idea, with sufficient changes to avoid "prior art" shenanigans*


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New I think the best ones already do.
what's factory-mounted in Bentleys, big Mercedeses, etc.

Good luck taking on *their* IP-lawyer attack dogs, Peter...


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New So when it goes off
on the ferry, you can just grab the phone and throw it over the rail. :-)

as hnick said

"The phone though, a quick grab and a toss into the bay... no clear witnesses... so much easier than throwing the phone wielder into the bay...

That's a hard idea to let go of..."



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Expand Edited by tuberculosis March 31, 2006, 02:19:00 AM EST
Expand Edited by tuberculosis March 31, 2006, 02:20:56 AM EST
New You're really not a people-person, are you?
Follow your MOUSE
New ICLRPD (new thread)
Created as new thread #250237 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=250237|ICLRPD]
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New California law must have changed . . .
. . some time back because the "blast forever" alarms seem extinct now. I understand there's talk of banning motion sensor alarms entirely and I certainly favor that. There's car alarms going off all over here every time a trash truck drives by.

Back in the "blast forever" days a former boss of mine got a new job with an alarm company out in Chatsworth. He mentioned that the company was being sued by the owner of a damaged car. The owner was claiming the company was liable becaue the alarm went off causing some big guy to jump up and down on the hood and roof until they looked like a storm at sea. The company maintained the alarm went off because the big guy was jumping up and down on the roof and hood.

While I never yielded to the strong temptation to apply my sledge hammer and fire ax or empty a 30 round clip into a car back in the "blast forever" days, I did use broad tip magic markers to write suggestions on the driver side windshield a few times.
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New Said your mother at your first birthday
If your shit fucks with my space, I'll fuck it up. Keep your shit quiet and well mannered and it will stay safe.



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New It'll stay safe regardless.
And if you touch my shit, you'll be explaining yourself to the police.

Or do you want to live in a society where I chuck your phone off the ferry because its ring tone was invading my space?

Arsehole.



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New I was with you up to th phone...
That sounds like an awfully good idea... You were on a roll until you came up with a bad example.

Actually, I think a lot of people would LIKE to rip the offending sirens out of the cars, paricularly when they go off in a residential section late at night. It's a nice fantacy, as long as your're awake at night, to take your trusty shotgun/AK-47/Patriot missle, and turn that nuisance into a quiet smoldering heap. It ain't practical, because then you are criminal and the asshole keeping you awake can further press charges that keep you awake in the pokey over night. Creating a similar nuisance, such as a large poster with very tenacious glue on his windshield thanking him for keeping you awake might be justified. On the other paw, tagging up the car of somebody who clearly doesn't give a shit about anybody else may not be the smartest thing in the world either.

The phone though, a quick grab and a toss into the bay... no clear witnesses... so much easier than throwing the phone wielder into the bay...

That's a hard idea to let go of...
New The majority of the ferry riders
have been trying to get the crew to shove the offenders overboard.

So far they have preferred the public humiliation on the PA technique, but they'd have support for deep sixing the autos. Their refusal seems to be based on strict anti-pollution laws in Puget Sound and the proximity of sensitive oyster beds.

I'm pro-oyster so I don't push for the push, but virtually nobody would be against it in principle.



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New ICLRPD - "I'm pro-oyster" (new thread)
Created as new thread #249900 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=249900|ICLRPD - "I'm pro-oyster"]

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New You're an ass.
Don't like how something sounds, so you get to disregard the rule of law? Asswipe. Deal with it like a real civilized adult.

Note that I'm not commenting about assholes and they're annoying alarms. I'm commenting about your infantile response. "I hate it! Break it!" Sounds like you'd fit right in with Bush and Co. there, Cheney-boi.
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New Which must be why I bring out shits like you
Without consequences, they will not learn not that I think they're capable of it.

Anyhow, it'd be a small matter to round up enough passengers to pick the POS up and heave it overboard. I'd be turning away volunteers. Bonus if we get to lock the driver inside first.



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Expand Edited by tuberculosis March 29, 2006, 10:42:48 PM EST
New I'm not talking about THEIR behavior.
Regards,

-scott anderson

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New Step1: is there a SIGN?
(Like the disregarded one in movies re the celfone braindead?)

TURN OFF Car Motion Alarms On Ferry !!!


Step 2, in Day-Glo

Passengers Called to Silence Alarms Will Have to Remain in Vehicles
(or the Brig) for Balance of Journey

--The Captain

     Every morning and evening its the same - (tuberculosis) - (55)
         Honk if you agree! -NT - (imqwerky)
         Can't - (broomberg) - (48)
             Then remove the POS - (tuberculosis) - (44)
                 and screw up the warranty? hardly -NT - (boxley) - (43)
                     If it false alarms anywhere near me with no witnesses - (tuberculosis) - (42)
                         Is there anything more chickenshit... - (pwhysall) - (41)
                             yes - (tuberculosis) - (33)
                                 You're ugly and annoying. - (pwhysall) - (32)
                                     Bullshit. - (CRConrad) - (22)
                                         Oh, fuck off. - (pwhysall) - (21)
                                             Did you become a Yank when nobody was looking? - (CRConrad) - (20)
                                                 What the fuck are you blithering about? - (pwhysall) - (19)
                                                     I'm being fairly clear. You're twisting not just your own... - (CRConrad) - (18)
                                                         You're still a fucking idiot. - (pwhysall) - (17)
                                                             It isn't entirely that clear - (ben_tilly) - (16)
                                                                 You live in a tough neighborhood! -NT - (jb4)
                                                                 It is exactly that clear. - (pwhysall) - (14)
                                                                     Wow, you really ARE as stupid as you're trying to look! - (CRConrad) - (3)
                                                                         You're not the sharpest knife in the box. - (pwhysall) - (2)
                                                                             Actually, IIRC, at least as sharp as you... - (CRConrad)
                                                                             dont drag me into your mess - (boxley)
                                                                     Most places in the USA, the police will NOT help - (ben_tilly) - (9)
                                                                         Good point -NT - (Silverlock)
                                                                         I got fined once - (lincoln) - (6)
                                                                             You know, they should hook car alarms up to cellphones - (ben_tilly) - (5)
                                                                                 There's a business plan in there. - (pwhysall)
                                                                                 I think the best ones already do. - (CRConrad)
                                                                                 So when it goes off - (tuberculosis) - (2)
                                                                                     You're really not a people-person, are you? -NT - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                         ICLRPD (new thread) - (Silverlock)
                                                                         California law must have changed . . . - (Andrew Grygus)
                                     Said your mother at your first birthday - (tuberculosis) - (8)
                                         It'll stay safe regardless. - (pwhysall) - (3)
                                             I was with you up to th phone... - (hnick)
                                             The majority of the ferry riders - (tuberculosis) - (1)
                                                 ICLRPD - "I'm pro-oyster" (new thread) - (imqwerky)
                                         You're an ass. - (admin) - (3)
                                             Which must be why I bring out shits like you - (tuberculosis) - (2)
                                                 I'm not talking about THEIR behavior. -NT - (admin)
                                                 Step1: is there a SIGN? - (Ashton)
                             Is there anything more chickenshit than that damn question? - (CRConrad) - (3)
                                 You're a fucking idiot. - (pwhysall) - (2)
                                     No, you're too busy being a fucking eejit for anyone else... - (CRConrad) - (1)
                                         ICLRPD - (jb4)
                             Yes. - (Another Scott) - (2)
                                 *blush* -NT - (pwhysall)
                                 Not only have I seen it at least a dozen times... - (broomberg)
             The alarms I had could be turned off with a switch - (Arkadiy)
             I read my owner's manual last night - (lincoln) - (1)
                 Most have a relatively easy way - - (Ashton)
         Hey, Todd! - (danreck) - (4)
             s /8 +/6.5/ - (Another Scott) - (1)
                 Re: s /8 +/6.5/ - (danreck)
             Huh? -NT - (CRConrad) - (1)
                 Re: Huh? - (danreck)

That is not actually a charming anecdote!
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