Poor poor Lamb Chop
Man in animal case argues he shouldn't have to register as sex offender
February 17, 2006
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. -- A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.
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Tamara Towns, an assistant prosecutor for the county, argued that Haynes should be ordered to register as a sex offender because once out of prison, he could prey on children or vulnerable adults.
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Police said Haynes had sex with a sheep at a Bedford Township farm on Jan. 26, 2005. The animal's owner caught him on the property and the sheep was found injured.
[link|http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-sheep17.html|source]
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