Post #244,054
2/9/06 4:43:39 PM
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Wonder if they have a dog version too
For those of us who suffer with little toy dogs running everywhere.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #244,058
2/9/06 5:54:27 PM
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There's a solution for those annoying little things...
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Post #244,096
2/10/06 3:12:16 AM
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Does it involve some Korean friends of the Gryge's...?
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Post #244,486
2/14/06 1:54:26 AM
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Fetch with live frag grenades.
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Post #244,490
2/14/06 2:41:54 AM
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Overkill
Fetch across a busy highway works as well, with plausible deniability.
Cheers, Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #244,532
2/14/06 11:34:21 AM
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Bah.
If you're going to murder a small, defenseless animal, you've got to do it with style.
When somebody asks you to trade your freedoms for security, it isn't your security they're talking about.
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Post #244,621
2/14/06 10:21:25 PM
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Defenseless?
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Post #244,671
2/15/06 12:06:40 PM
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That's a cat.
I was referring to those little yippy dogs.
Anybody who thinks a cat is defenseless had better be used to bleeding profusely. Even the declawed ones will bite on a whim.
When somebody asks you to trade your freedoms for security, it isn't your security they're talking about.
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Post #244,675
2/15/06 12:32:56 PM
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Ahhh, you've clarified it
Small dog != Yippy dog (well, not always)
We have a number of the small dogs (toy poodles) (not my choice) but none of them make any noise until something invades thier turf, like one of the girls bringing a new boy home for the first time. It our dogs were the yippy kind, either they would be gone or I would be gone.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #244,113
2/10/06 9:55:03 AM
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Ahhh, one of the things I put up with for the wife...
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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Post #244,076
2/9/06 10:15:24 PM
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I need a parakeet version.
Lately Sylvy has decided the keyboard is where it's at!
Brenda
"I'll rock the darn boat all I want to, and if it's meant to stay afloat, then it will. If not, then we'll just all go down with the bloody ship!"
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