drookenstein has been offline for 438 days. I already did the apt-get upgrade and still have this to go.

drook@drookenstein:~$ sudo apt-get dist-upgrade\nReading Package Lists... Done\nBuilding Dependency Tree... Done\nCalculating Upgrade... Done\nThe following packages will be REMOVED:\n  abiword alsa-headers aspell-bin autotrace capplets gnome-applets\n  libaiksaurus0c102 libautotrace3 libestools1.2c102 libexif-gtk4 libgc1\n  libgsmme1c102 libjack0.80.0-0 libmodplug0 libnautilus2-2 libntfs5 libpaperg\n  libpstoedit0 libqt3c102-mt libreadline4 libsdl1.2-dev libsp1 libstlport4.6\n  libxfce4mcs-client-1 libxfce4mcs-manager-1 libxfcegui4-1 lyx lyx-common\n  lyx-xforms openoffice.org openoffice.org-bin openoffice.org-debian-files\n  openoffice.org-help-en openoffice.org-l10n-en wxwin2.4-i18n xfce4-themes\nThe following NEW packages will be installed:\n  antlr apache2-utils bsh ca-certificates cpp-4.0 desktop-file-utils dmidecode\n  ecj-bootstrap evolution-data-server fastjar g++-4.0 gaim-data gcc-3.4-base\n  gcc-4.0 gcj-4.0-base gconf2-common gdk-imlib11 gij-4.0 gjdoc gnome-about\n  gnome-menus gnome-terminal-data gtkhtml3.8 ijsgutenprint java-gcj-compat\n  kaffe kaffe-common kaffe-pthreads laptop-detect libaa1 libanthy0 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