Now that is funny
but STL still doesn't have a UPN station yet. Except for Channel 11 that shows some UPN programming, but only shows Smackdown on Saturdays unless it is Blues Season. The Blues have played a lot of Saturday games, so Smackdown got bumped off the air. Been that way for a few months now.
"In order to completely solve a problem, you must make sure that the root of the problem is completely removed! If you leave the root, the problem will come back later to get you." - Norman King