There are [link|http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/1/9/1560/03243|several] [link|http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/23629.html|stories] [link|http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/01/09/0346217&mode=thread|doing] the rounds about one Bernard Shifman and the fact that his non-spam hand doesn't seem to know what his spam hand is doing.
But I have a recollection of a user on the old IWE forum called bshifrv. Could this be the same person?
Wade.