The Football, possessor of The Codes to destroy the entire species and possibly most others larger than an amoeba, if the other Football holders respond in merely normal homo-sap stimulus-response.
Invisibility? ya got it: atomized is well.. pretty invisible.
Weird Radiation Effects? see above = entire EM spectrum. Also - such power makes each Possessor.. begin to act like a Repo-man, and crave more [oil] and stuff.
Envy? ya got it: every Banana Republic just like ours - has gotta be able to destroy a species or two, too. (Replaces the former symbol: key to the Executive john.)
Fear and Loathing? see above
$$$? Sorry but.. the specie goes.. with the species.
Sex? see above.
..and it all fits inside a small anodized-aluminum attache case, too!
So much for homo-sap's Wettest wet dreams of possessing Absolute Power\ufffd, always and everywhere meaning: power to destroy. Natch. That be Us all over.
Next Quest ?