No, I should more accurately have written, "Wife intervened."

I mean, she's the one who had power of attorney for a friend going in for quadruple bypass the next day. Why did I have to spend the whole night talking to her about it.




BTW If you really need someone to crack your chest open, stop your heart and start jabbing it with knives, get it done at the Cleveland Clinic. If it's good enough for the Saudi royal family, it's good enough for you. Our friend checked in at 5 a.m., and by 11:30 she was recoving in the ICU.