use the dickydoo method
Stand up straight, look down, can ya see yer willy. If not lay orf the beer. If ya can only see it in the morning before that first whizz it doest count.
dickydoo, does yer gut hang out farther than,
thanx,
bill
fer the ladies, get on all fours nekkid (alone or you'll get nothing done) look down, if your belly button is closer to the floor than your nipples chances are ya need ta cut back.
thanx,
bill
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