A suggestion

Post #226,095 by jbrabeck 9/23/05 7:25:05 AM Reply	A suggestion If Ashton is willing.... Send next letter to Ashton, who does have a way with words. Let him put it into Ashtonesse. Send it ONLY to her for approval. Send out normal letter to everyone else. She is just trying to "one-up" you by being grammatically superior. Read her suggestions and if it feels right to you, then change it. Otherwise ignore it. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
Post #226,152 by Steve Lowe 9/23/05 11:30:14 AM Reply	:-) -- Steve [link\|http://www.ubuntulinux.org\|Ubuntu]
Post #226,158 by Nightowl 9/23/05 12:28:45 PM Reply	Hahahah! That is soooo priceless! I'd love to see her deal with Ashtonese.... I could never do it with the reunion letters, but maybe a personal one to her would be a good idea... I'll keep it in mind. I can see it now, "Dear SIL, I have decided that since it's obvious we can't seem to communicate very well, to hire someone who can communicate much better, and send it to you in his words." Ashton... what's your going rate for translating? Hehehe! Brenda "I'll rock the darn boat all I want to, and if it's meant to stay afloat, then it will. If not, then we'll just all go down with the bloody ship!"
Post #226,171 by Ashton 9/23/05 1:47:18 PM Reply	Price List: Depends upon the goal desired: 1) Reduce to quivering mass of blubbering Jello. 2) Do 1) adding: attack Kidneys, via immune system response. 2a) Just make them want to urinate. A Lot. 2b) Commence shut-down of, 2b-1) One? or, 2b-2) Both? 3) The resonant frequency of the anal sphincter is ~ 54 Hz (This method requires a little equipment, along with The Message) There are Individual Rates and Group Buy (as say, the Knitting Ladies, in Python sketches.) For quotations: Send psychiatric report and your naked color photo to - Serendipitous Sanctimony Remedies LLC Div. of Up Yours! Proctologists Ltd.
Post #226,179 by jb4 9/23/05 2:05:33 PM Reply	:-) jb4 shrub●bish (Am., from shrub* + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf.* BULLSHIT

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