[link|http://www.zmag.org/moorebush.htm|http://www.zmag.org/moorebush.htm]
I especially like this bit:
"You must be some kind of super magician -- almost as good at disappearing acts as ol' Osama (or, as they say on the Fox Nuisance Channel, "Usama" -- I like their spelling better, like "We put the 'USA' in USAma!")."