You want it to be long enough for this?!?
I may be going out on a limb here, but if there was a better mad fantasy wish-fuflfillment novel about the papacy published between 1900 and 1910 by a certifiably paranoid repressed homosexual failed seminarian of English birth, well, I can't bring it to mind.
No subject should be that long. Evah.
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT