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New It's just an IPO.
That's Inital Public Offering for the financial TLA deficient. The lady is looking for funds to finance her dream.
Alex

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. -- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
New Does this mean..
That with stock options and maybe some built-in deflation - she's ready to go public?

(And would dividends er come in the form of fore-play?) Would there be Holiday bonuses, perks (key to the Executive washroom, say) ? Would overseas investors receive free hotel accommodations while obtaining service on investment?

McLuhan was right! The medium IS the massage..
Perhaps Billy (and especially Ball-y)'d like to buy the company in order to prevent distribution of this valuable ass-et; 'bury it deep' so-to-speak.. lest others provide these services before (they + wives) can umm bundle them with.. Windoze XXX-Deluxe. Ya think we screwed ya before? Hah! You ain't seen nothin yet.. [Dont' forget Kernel Toys - optional package at extra cost]

Of course with the stock splitting - would that mean that two could claim benefits simultaneously? or that service would be provided twice as often?

Gosh this Corporatizing of everything.. recalls when my dentist became a Corp. too: he could fill more cavities and, escape any personal responsibility for any he filled.. er ineptly. But after every visit: ya still get an all-day sucker as a gift.

Ah well, let's hope her brilliant new marketing ploy doesn't cut much into the long established profession - possibly doing the Bally dance nude could be the capper (?) but could lead to commoditization.

(But who will own the cheeldrun?)



Ashton
allus lookin fer new investments to get into..
(war is always Good Bizness too, but that's usually just fer yer son - though opportunities have expanded there too, of late)
     Buy the Entrepreneur of your wet dreams - (Ashton) - (3)
         Uh, eh, oh - (nking)
         It's just an IPO. - (a6l6e6x) - (1)
             Does this mean.. - (Ashton)

They're trying to teach you math by brainwashing you.
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