So this guy finds a lamp on the beach

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Post #22,110 by drewk 12/20/01 1:10:43 PM Reply	So this guy finds a lamp on the beach He gives it a rub and out pops a genie. The genie says, "I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you get, I will give your ex-wife double." [Wait! It's not the one you think.] The guy says, "Okay, first I want a billion dollars." "Fine," says the genie, "your ex-wife now has two billion." "Next, I want an IQ of 200." "Fine," says the genie, "your ex-wife now has an IQ of 400." "Great," says the guy. "Now I want an 8-inch penis." We have to fight the terrorists as if there were no rules and preserve our open society as if there were no terrorists. -- [link\|http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/05/opinion/BIO-FRIEDMAN.html\|Thomas Friedman]
Post #22,113 by nking 12/20/01 2:28:26 PM Reply	I heard it differently The third wish was "I wish to be beaten half to death by a mugger." :) "Before Christmas it is 'Ho ho ho', after Christmas it is 'Owe owe owe'" - Santa Norm
Post #22,116 by drewk 12/20/01 2:43:10 PM Reply	Well, that would be why I said ... [Wait! It's not the one you think.] We have to fight the terrorists as if there were no rules and preserve our open society as if there were no terrorists. -- [link\|http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/05/opinion/BIO-FRIEDMAN.html\|Thomas Friedman]
Post #22,121 by bepatient 12/20/01 4:24:43 PM Reply	So did I... ...final wish..."Could you scare me half to death." You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! _{Laurie Anderson} [link\|mailto:bepatient@aol.com\|BePatient]
Post #22,134 by Ashton 12/20/01 5:55:08 PM Reply	YAN Pat and O'Leary were allus fightin. (hard to believe, I know) Pat finds the lamp. Same deal 2X for O'Leary. Pat's 3rd wish: I reckon I'll be having meself a glass eye..

So this guy finds a lamp on the beach - (drewk) - (4) - Dec. 20, 2001, 01:10:43 PM EST

I heard it differently - (nking) - (2) - Dec. 20, 2001, 02:28:26 PM EST

Well, that would be why I said ... - (drewk) - Dec. 20, 2001, 02:43:10 PM EST

So did I... - (bepatient) - Dec. 20, 2001, 04:24:43 PM EST

YAN - (Ashton) - Dec. 20, 2001, 05:55:08 PM EST

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