Obviously, someone who has not understood what truly good German food is. OK, so you trolled around der Vaterland and ate here and there and bitched about the food and service.

Tell me something, don't you do the same thing here in Amurica? I know I'm new to this lovely cyberplace, but I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

You know the old saw,"Wherever you go, there you are."

I'm sorry life is so miserable for you. Here's some friendly unsolicited advice:
go out and buy yourself a teddy bear. You need to help that little boy inside you deal with all that pent-up rage.

Then you won't have to go tilting at windmills and pissing people off.

Till then,
Peace,
Amy