You're getting these here Americans riled with your potty mouth and unpleasant demeanor... I thought you had turned over a new leaf but your just a rotten, mean old son of a bitch after all. Michel was right! Go empty your colostomy bag and start anew. Flush it man... Flush it! Repeat after me. "If I don't have anything nice to say (or write you pedanticphile), I won't say anything at all". There, now, don't you feel better?

Just to prove to yourself it worked, leave the last sentence in the paragraph above alone.