On that happy note.[link|http://groups-beta.google.com/group/JokeOfTheDay/msg/3003c95fdaf85b72?hl=en&|...]:
A tourist, seeking respite from the cold northern winter,
landed at the southern airport. In an airport taxi cab,
the tourist asked the driver..."Say, is this really a
healthful place?"
"Oh, sure it is!" the cabby replied. "Look, when I came
here I couldn't even say one word. I had hardly any hair
on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a
room, and I had to be lifted out of bed."
"That's absolutely amazing!" said the tourist , "So tell
me, how long have you been here?"
"I was born here."
Yeah, not much of a Joke of the Day, but waddayawantfernothin.
;-)
Cheers,
Scott.